Boys' Trip

Last weekend SOME of my machas and I went to .... for a holiday. Just a weekend trip. It was purely an ALL BOYS ONLY outing. No girlfriends. No wives. No mistress. But if want to bring some other girls, she is welcome to tag along. Fly in on Saturday. And fly back out on Sunday. It was a GOOD FUN TRIP. For those machas who whined and griped about not being able to make it or their other halves did not endorse their visa, these are reasons why you should go fark your other halves harder and close your eyes when you fark them ...

1. We arrived in airport. Rented car. Went for breakfast. Had a damn good tasty yummy breakfast. We ate a lot. Damn friggin a lot. 'Cos we'll need the energy.

2. Then we drove to hotel. Checked in our gears.

3. After that head to this famous spa. Each of us had four naked girls bathing us. After bathing and scrubbing down, we choose two girls to massage us. They used their naked bodies to rub all over our bodies. That got them very very wet. So instead of oil massage, we got some juice action and massages our rock hard dicks with their juices.

4. After massage ... SHAG-lah. What else? Pay so much. Get them naked. Get a hard on and go home and wank is it? Fark.

5. After shagging, rest ... sauna, bath again, watch some porn and SHAG again. Different two girls now. Heavenly. Really Heavenly. We did and tried everything. Whips and chains. Leather and latex. Handcuffs. Lingeries. Facials. Swallowing. These girls are so damn good.

6. We got up to dress up to leave the spa but the girls begged for more. We have to oblige them. One more round. After that, they were still clinging on to us. We had to literally kick them away. Damn nymphomaniacs. Can never satisfy them. Geez! Left the spa. Go eat dinner. Had friggin loads of Black Ants cooked in many styles. Fried black ants. Steamed black ants. Sweet and sour black ants. Tom yam black ants. Then we washed it down with pineapple juice.

7. After dinner go clubbing. At club, found out liquor cheap. Bought 2 bottles for the four of us machas. Started partying. Caught the attention of some hotties who left their loser boyfriends to join us. Ordered some more liquor.

8. Got friggin pissed and smashed. Brought group of 12 hotties back to our rooms. And had one hell of a fark fest.

9. Next morning, we told them we are from out of town and flying off and yep, you guessed it. They wanted more. So we gave them more.

10. And after all that, clean up. Back to airport. And back to KL.

See guys, you missed out on all the above. So now go say thanks to your wives or girlfriends who were shackling your balls. LOL!!!!!!