Some of you may have read about our Menteri Besar awarding a broom to state government agencies for not performing well enough.
Today, in the newspapers, you get people bitching and complaining that it was not appropriate to do so and the Menteri Besar should have found other ways to tell the agency to buck up.
FARK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you cant farking take the criticism, farking work your ass off!
I honestly think its a damn good idea. If they have done their jobs, they need not worry about embarassment or criticism. In bahasa, its called, TAHU MALU PUN!
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Astro new 3 digits channel
Astro recently "upgraded" their system and as a result, all the channels now are in 3 digits.
I hear people bitching about having to remember the new channel numbers. That goes to show this dumb farks got nothing better to do but watch tv at home. If some of you dont know, the tv is also known as the idiot box. But then again, in this age and era with discovery channels and national geographic channels... its no longer as idiotic as it was.
Why am I blogging about the 3 digits? Frankly, Astro are idiots as well. They forgot about our senior citizens. The geriatics. I should call Astro ANTI-GERIATIC.
Why?
Take for example. My mum. She is old. Have poor eye sight. Uses bi-focals. And over the years ... her hands developed arthritis.
Now picture this. She wants to change channel. She has to pick up that dumb remote. She has to bring it up close to her face to look at the numbers there. By virtue of doing so, she is no longer pointing the remote towards the decoder unit. So if she is not pointing at it but virtually pointing it towards the ceiling, how do you think the remote can change the channel?
Next, with her arthritic fingers, she tries to press the numbers. By the time she try to press the 3rd digit, astro will display a message for the 2 digit numbers and say no such channel.
Imagine this. Bring remote close to the eyes. See 1 number. Point to decoder. Press. Bring remote to eyes. Try to see another number. Point to decoder. Press. Then quickly with arthritic fingers try to press 3rd digit. Yup ... there you go, no friggin way she can get to the channel in time. Imagine her frustration.
So Astro ... thanks for being such an ass. I have to tell my mum, stick to one channel or just press the + or - on the remote to change channels. Thank goodness all the chinese drama channels are located next to each other. Otherwise, there will be lots of + and - to press to channel surf.
I hear people bitching about having to remember the new channel numbers. That goes to show this dumb farks got nothing better to do but watch tv at home. If some of you dont know, the tv is also known as the idiot box. But then again, in this age and era with discovery channels and national geographic channels... its no longer as idiotic as it was.
Why am I blogging about the 3 digits? Frankly, Astro are idiots as well. They forgot about our senior citizens. The geriatics. I should call Astro ANTI-GERIATIC.
Why?
Take for example. My mum. She is old. Have poor eye sight. Uses bi-focals. And over the years ... her hands developed arthritis.
Now picture this. She wants to change channel. She has to pick up that dumb remote. She has to bring it up close to her face to look at the numbers there. By virtue of doing so, she is no longer pointing the remote towards the decoder unit. So if she is not pointing at it but virtually pointing it towards the ceiling, how do you think the remote can change the channel?
Next, with her arthritic fingers, she tries to press the numbers. By the time she try to press the 3rd digit, astro will display a message for the 2 digit numbers and say no such channel.
Imagine this. Bring remote close to the eyes. See 1 number. Point to decoder. Press. Bring remote to eyes. Try to see another number. Point to decoder. Press. Then quickly with arthritic fingers try to press 3rd digit. Yup ... there you go, no friggin way she can get to the channel in time. Imagine her frustration.
So Astro ... thanks for being such an ass. I have to tell my mum, stick to one channel or just press the + or - on the remote to change channels. Thank goodness all the chinese drama channels are located next to each other. Otherwise, there will be lots of + and - to press to channel surf.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Such Difficult Choice/Decision
Yeah yeah. Its been a while since I blogged. Busy with work. Busy with facebook. Every night my werewolf's hairy ass gets kicked by Han's friggin zombie. Bastard. Must bite his zombie's ass back. Give him a mauling.
Anyway ... I thought I have to blog today. Must keep up the blog. I wonder if I can blog from my facebook? Perhaps I can migrate all this shit there? Anyone know how?
So ... what to blog about? Ah yes. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
I was walking around at the mall and I saw the tv at the video shop showing Transformers. Cool ... finally the original copies are out. I walked into the shop. Looked for the Dvds. Found them. Picked them up. Saw them. Saw price. Threw it back.
It wasn't such a difficult decision after all. There was 2 packaging. One, RM69.90. The other, RM99.90. So you tell me ... do I buy the Dvds? FARKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter what kind of a fanatic or psychotic fan that I am, I am not going to farking pay RM99.90 for a Dvd. My opinion, they are farking stupid. Farking stupid and farking greedy. Just because the cinema sales was high, they might think people would be grabbing the dvds at RM99.90. Ok ok .... I am making an assumption here. Assume = Making an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME". Perhaps there are enough mad farkers who will pay RM99.90 for a dvd.
I wont.
Anyway ... I thought I have to blog today. Must keep up the blog. I wonder if I can blog from my facebook? Perhaps I can migrate all this shit there? Anyone know how?
So ... what to blog about? Ah yes. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
I was walking around at the mall and I saw the tv at the video shop showing Transformers. Cool ... finally the original copies are out. I walked into the shop. Looked for the Dvds. Found them. Picked them up. Saw them. Saw price. Threw it back.
It wasn't such a difficult decision after all. There was 2 packaging. One, RM69.90. The other, RM99.90. So you tell me ... do I buy the Dvds? FARKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter what kind of a fanatic or psychotic fan that I am, I am not going to farking pay RM99.90 for a Dvd. My opinion, they are farking stupid. Farking stupid and farking greedy. Just because the cinema sales was high, they might think people would be grabbing the dvds at RM99.90. Ok ok .... I am making an assumption here. Assume = Making an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME". Perhaps there are enough mad farkers who will pay RM99.90 for a dvd.
I wont.
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