Thursday, August 04, 2005

Anonymous Babe

Dear Anonymous Babe Bitch,

Your kick ass comment? You are delusional. There was no reply to your dumb ass comment because my blog is not about you. Just because I responded once, you think my blog revolves around you. It does not revolve around you. So stop flattering yourself. You have issues. Go see a shrink or something.

Nope, I didn’t say you were born yesterday. But obviously, you have never enjoyed the joys and pleasures of a very large dick that spurts loads of nice warm cum and is attached to a very loving man. We are lovers, not just pay-to-fark kinda farkers. So perhaps, you should stop farking that urine infested salt preserved pencil dick that you are currently farking. No wonder you don’t beg for more. That’s not orgasm you are getting. Its like scratching that little itch you have in your ear with a cotton bud. Come to think of it, maybe its not pencil dick after all but its cotton bud dick. In fact cotton bud better as both ends have a little bud to scratch that itch of yours whereas the pencil dick has a sharp end at the other end. You finish scratching those yeast out of your stinking cunt with one end of the bud, you can still switch over to the other end.

Perhaps you are under a misconception that your stinking afro haired yeast infested pussy fits only 1 size, i.e. pencil dick size or rather cotton bud dick size. As for us, our dicks even though large, fits many pussies hence our farking around. So if you can’t handle us farking around, PISS OFF and go play with that cotton bud dick of yours.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From the Annonymous BITCH(thanks!):

Awwwwww, someone really needs to get laid and gee, funny how you wrote a whole blog about me eh? kiss, kiss, kiss!

SIGH! SERIOUSLY, I could go on sniping with you but puh-leeease....the "comments" thus far has all been in jest. I'm sorry if you're taking it so hard. But for goodness sakes, if you're going to blog it on the worldwide web, then you should know there will be some comments coming, there's a reason they call it "worldwide". Chill out, man!

To avoid giving you further stress I withhold all comments with immediate effect. It was fun, bye, take care and god bless.

Anonymous said...

Hey, anonymous babe... wait! don't go! it's fun watching you spar with lembu.. Oi, lembu, chill man - this thing you have with the babe could be entertaining! Bwahaha...