Red Eye II

My Red Eye is drawing too much attention. Its been 4 days. The redness is still as blood red as ever.

I was at 7-11 last night buying rubbers when the pundek there kept staring at my eye. I kept quiet. Then he plucked up the courage to ask, "errr ... sir, your eye is bleeding .." Fark! You think I wouldn't know and still be walking around if blood was dripping out of my eye sockets? What a soh-hai! And this was my reply ... "yeah, I know. Please hurry up with the cash register. My eye ball is coming out and I need to contain it in the condom and bring it to the hospital" And he believed it!!!! Dumb Fark!

Usual reactions are stares but some will ask me, like my clients and my colleagues .. what happened to your eye?

These are my choice of answers:

1. I was breast slapped by a pair of huge tits;

2. I was watching too much porno movies;

3. I was closing my eyes too hard while I was having sex so blood vessel ruptured;

4. I am turning to the Dark Side;

5. Its a new eye. I got it over the weekend. Now I can see what undies and bras you all wearing;

6. Oh yeah, I got it because I was having shagging without rubbers;

7. You know that I am color blind right? With this redness, I can see some red now. At least I can see traffic lights now;

8. Oh, I drank too much alcohol last night. Blood vessel ruptured;

9. Oh, it accidentally got poked by this girl's big long nipples while having sex with her;

10. Oh, her orgasm was soooooooo friggin great she accidentally punched me.