Black Ants

Three of us were walking along Bangsar after a night of heavy drinking when out of the blue, Black asked …

Black: ey farkers, you all want to know how to increase your sperm or not?!!!

Me & Wor Siong: Wat da fark?!

Black: no seriously, I found out this method that will increase your sperm.

Me & Wor Siong: LOL. Farker, you’re pissed drunk

Black: no lah. Imagine when you come over her face, you farking cover her whole face with your sperm! Imagine that!!!! That’s what I call FACIAL!!!!!

Me: wow, now you got me interested…

Black: And imagine, there is so much sperm, her pussy oso not enough to contain them!

Wor Siong: LOL

Me: so what’s the farking secret?

Black: Black Ants!

Wor Siong: Wat da fark?!

Black: No. Seriously. I learned this from this 65 year old golfer who is still farking away like a rabbit to his mistress. Its true!

Me: Tibai. How you know its true? You tried? LOL

Black: tsk! I know lah.

Wor Siong: Black ants! LOL

Black: And not just any black ants. You must go get those big black mutha farkers. And you can buy them in packets! All dried up and crunchy.

Wor Siong: Fark. Buy from where lah? 7-11 got sell?

Black: Nooooo…. You get these kind of stuff from Cambodia or Vietnam … You should tell your wife. Maybe she might cook black ants soup for you.

Wor Siong: Fark. I just came back from Cambodia. Don’t see farking black ants there. Dried and crunchy spiders got lah. Big mutha farking spiders too.

Me: fark. How to get lah the black ants. Ey, mebbe we can try the smaller black ants running all over our house. LOL

Black: YAH! And imagine Wor Siong’s wife trying to make him eat more of those.

Me: LOL. She’ll sprinkle them onto Wor Siong’s porridge and tell him its black sesame seeds! LOL

Black: and the next time he comes, he’ll have a farking shock. He’ll think his paip bocor!!!

LOL!!!!!