Secretary Wanted

My friend, a managing director of a prominent, high growth and high networth company is looking for a secretary and has asked me to help him look for one. I agreed provided that I get to interview his secretary.

I am now advertising on his behalf …

PERSONAL ASSISTANT CUM SECRETARY WANTED

PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS

Only 100% natural female within the age group of 20 - 28 can apply. Females with long straight hair, height between 160cm – 170cm with tight bodies are encouraged to apply. Tight bodies are essential as MD may sometimes require applicant to work in cramp environment such as under the desk. Body statistics of applicant should be at least 36-24-36 with a minimum of size DD cup. Physical appearance must be at the very least presentable. Anything below “hot looking babe” is considered not presentable.

WORKING ATTIRE

Willingless to wear tight thin shirts with top two buttons unbuttoned and short mini skirts will be highly advantageous. Applicant will also be required to wear stiletto shoes at work. Upon hiring, allowance will be given for purchase of matching lacy lingerie to go with required attire. Garters and thongs will also be required.

CHARACTER REQUIREMENTS

Able to work under pressure. Has initiative on MD’s needs and able to satisfy MD's whims and fancies. Working alone during late hours in MD’s room is occasionally required depending on MD’s needs and wants. MD might also require applicant to work at either applicant’s home or MD’s home. Job would also require traveling accompanying MD outstation or out of country. Because of the high and attractive remuneration package given to applicant, whenever traveling with MD, there will not be separate rooms so as to save costs.

SKILLS

Good Oral skills are required. Ability to multi-task and work in different positions would be an added advantage. Able to take dicktation effortlessly. Tossing salad would be a bonus skill. Training will also be provided by the MD's representatives.

JOB PROSPECTS

Good career advancement subject to your performance to the MD’s satisfaction.

To apply, please send full body color photo with front and side profile (preferably naked so as to enable MD to decide on attire for applicant) together with cell-phone number and home address (applicant must live alone). Please remember to send also used panties for sniffing. Certificates of competency are not required. Your orals skills and other competency skills will be tested by the MD’s representatives.



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