Birdies - Day 13

Finally!!! Managed to get a few shots of the birdy.. well, at least one of them.

Birdies - Day 11

I have not been able to get any shots of the damn birds lately. Work has been really hectic and chaotic. This is the only pix I managed to take ... just for the sake of taking a pix. That's the nest on Day 11 ...

There was a moment when I heard noisy chirping and I looked up. Both the humming birds were there and one seems to be chirping loudly at the other in a really annoyed manner. My guess ... the female bird nagging the male bird. Its either she is saying, "What da fark??!! Why you damn farking stoopid choose a dying tree to build or nest on??" OR .. "Dang! Can you hurry up?? You work damn friggin slow. You want a nest to shag or not?" LOL!!! Well, the chirping continued for a while... guess the female bird was really NAGGING at the male...

Birdies - Day 9

More pictures of dem horny birds outside my window.

Managed to take this pix with the window opened. Not a good pix of the damn bird tho.

Got this pix of the bird staring cock at me.

This was taken through the window pane. One was hanging upside down. The other birdy is in the half built nest. All this pictures were taken on Day 9 since they started building the nest (more or less 9 days)

Birdies

Just outside my room where I work, this pair of birdies are building their shag nest. I think they are a little crazy as the tree where they are building the nest is kinda dying already. It never recovered from the heat spell during the chinese new year break. I started noticing them last year when the birds flew by many times. Its only last week that I realised they were building a nest! I keep forgetting my camera and finally brought my camera today. The nest is about 8 days old and most of the pictures were taken through the window's glass pane. Each time I opened my window to take pictures, they either fly away or refuse to show up.

That's how the nest looks like after approximately 8 days.

Angers

I am pissed off at all the farking Malaysian drivers that jumps queue. I hope the next car I buy will be a huge 4x4 pick up with reinforced bumpers and I have filthy loads of money not to bother about accident claims. Each time a mutha farker tries to farking cut queue, I will slowly ease my 4x4 into him. If he farking tailgates me, I will stop in the middle of the road. If he is rude, I will farking ram him.

Why all the anger? This morning at 630am, my journey to the office needs a detour because the exit right outside my house which joins LDP is blocked with cones. The cones were to deter farked up Malaysian drivers from jumping queue but has also affected me. Its either the LDP farkers are damn farking stupid, placing the cones where the residents of this taman cannot access the highway or .. its all those mutha farkers who cuts the farking queue.

I also especially hate farkers who doesn't give way when people joins a queue from the other side. They can't farking differentiate between a person cutting queue or joining a queue. Sometimes our road joins up further ahead and hence we need to join the queue up front. How da fark you want us to go to the back???!!

For example, once I was using the the Jalan parlimen road on the way back to PJ. I was about to join back to the highway when there was a long queue. But no... this farking chinaman and his family refuses to let me in. You the type of farkers that kept stepping onto the gas pedal so that the car keeps going to the front little by little and eases up and moves up front again just so that you don't have a space to move in? Fark. They do it so badly, its even tighther than their 10 yr old daughter's cibai. What I do? I don't have a 4x4. If I have, I will just farking cut in and ram their cibai car. But I dont have. So I just drive further up where another guy lets me join the queue. After that, I moved over to the left and asked the guy behind me to move in front of me until the cibai car comes up behind me and I close the lane. Thereafter, I drive like a farker in front of the cibai. I let as many cars as possible to cut in front of me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh yeah, check out today's papers. Now only they realised that express bus drivers are a horror??!! Where da fark have they been all this while? Living in New Zealand with the sheeps? It was such a BIG FARKING DEAL when a politician took a LRT or bus. That shows how farking lan si our politicians are. It was such a laugh to highlight all this politicians taking bus. Goes to show our politicians were ONCE too farking high and mighty to take public transport. Now, ask those politicians of ours to take a road trip, catch a bus from the Putra terminal and go to Kota Bharu or Kuala Terengganu. Or take a bus from KL to JB or Singapore. Don't take the luxury coaches. Take the normal express bus. Oh by the way, remind them to up their insurance policy before they take the road trip.

More work

Its been a while since I have blogged regularly. I have been really bogged down by work and perhaps by the tone of my blog, some of you may have guessed that I am really stressed out. Things are not getting any better and I am left questioning myself just what da fark I am doing here. I only find myself telling my ownself to just hang in there. For what? I don't know. I hope this busy streak will blow over soon as I feel that I am losing my sense of humor and patience. Every damn farking thing agitates me, pisses me off and frustrates me. A buddy of mine told me to just get laid. It'll help. LOL!!!

Either that, to just jerk off. But most nights, I go home so friggin tired I am in no mood to get an erection. How to jerk off?

I was just wondering the other day ... do people still surf porn? People in the porn industry should kick themselves as the porn sites are just ladden with viruses, spywares, trojan horses etc. They probably think a lot of dumb farks out there are desperate enough to continue to surf for porn at their sites and take the risk of infecting themselves with the viruses or spywares. Adwares are the worse. You get stupid pop-ups about single women in your neighborhood, lonely housewives needing a good fark, enlarging your dick etc..

Ok, I am rambling already. Time to stop blogging and back to work. Its sunday... but I have to work. I have to examine my life again.. but then again, what life?

Tibai Pet

Wow... I really have not been blogging much. My workload is just killing me.

Anyway, I did manage to steal some time to take a swim at the pool the other day. It was kinda crowded since it was a Sunday. Lots of families. After doing a few lazy laps, I can't swim anymore. Just don't have the stamina and all those long working hours has taken its toll on me.

There I was, at the side of the pool, me facing the pool with my elbows propped up at the side of the pool.. holding me up and watching the people around me. Today, this kid has his huge alligator float in the kiddy pool. All the kids are just screaming in delight as they jump on the alligator doing body slams.

Just then, this kid swam across me. I looked at him 'cos he was holding something which I thought was a float. But nope, it was this little plastic aquarium that we used to have. You know, the one with the green colored cover. Cheap plastic aquariums where you keep little fishies inside?

I was wondering, what da fark is this kid swimming around holding his aquarium. I saw stones inside and thought, man .. this kid has issues. He swam past me and I thought nothing of it. A little while later, he swam back again, this time nearer to me. I squinted my eyes and looked harder ... DAMN!!! The aquarium has 2 little tortoises inside. Fark!!! Talk about taking your pets out for a walk! This is ... this is... I don't know what to say. I climbed out of the pool in a daze!

Meaning

I have been cursing and swearing for as long as I could remember and suddenly I realised I have forgotten some of the meanings to the commonly used beautiful language. Maybe some of you guys can help me out.

TIU NIA SING. What da fark does that mean already? I have been tiu nia sing here and there but suddenly I was wondering, what does it mean?

Pundek. I have been calling all my friends Dei Pundek for ages. Dei Pundek. Dei Pundek. Now I am wondering what Pundek meant? Was it the dick or was it the pussy?

For example, I tell people, "PEI KAT CHAT TIU" means "let cockroach fark"

or "Hum Kau Lan" means .. "suck dog's dick"

Hope to see some contributions to the meanings here man...