Angers

I am pissed off at all the farking Malaysian drivers that jumps queue. I hope the next car I buy will be a huge 4x4 pick up with reinforced bumpers and I have filthy loads of money not to bother about accident claims. Each time a mutha farker tries to farking cut queue, I will slowly ease my 4x4 into him. If he farking tailgates me, I will stop in the middle of the road. If he is rude, I will farking ram him.

Why all the anger? This morning at 630am, my journey to the office needs a detour because the exit right outside my house which joins LDP is blocked with cones. The cones were to deter farked up Malaysian drivers from jumping queue but has also affected me. Its either the LDP farkers are damn farking stupid, placing the cones where the residents of this taman cannot access the highway or .. its all those mutha farkers who cuts the farking queue.

I also especially hate farkers who doesn't give way when people joins a queue from the other side. They can't farking differentiate between a person cutting queue or joining a queue. Sometimes our road joins up further ahead and hence we need to join the queue up front. How da fark you want us to go to the back???!!

For example, once I was using the the Jalan parlimen road on the way back to PJ. I was about to join back to the highway when there was a long queue. But no... this farking chinaman and his family refuses to let me in. You the type of farkers that kept stepping onto the gas pedal so that the car keeps going to the front little by little and eases up and moves up front again just so that you don't have a space to move in? Fark. They do it so badly, its even tighther than their 10 yr old daughter's cibai. What I do? I don't have a 4x4. If I have, I will just farking cut in and ram their cibai car. But I dont have. So I just drive further up where another guy lets me join the queue. After that, I moved over to the left and asked the guy behind me to move in front of me until the cibai car comes up behind me and I close the lane. Thereafter, I drive like a farker in front of the cibai. I let as many cars as possible to cut in front of me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh yeah, check out today's papers. Now only they realised that express bus drivers are a horror??!! Where da fark have they been all this while? Living in New Zealand with the sheeps? It was such a BIG FARKING DEAL when a politician took a LRT or bus. That shows how farking lan si our politicians are. It was such a laugh to highlight all this politicians taking bus. Goes to show our politicians were ONCE too farking high and mighty to take public transport. Now, ask those politicians of ours to take a road trip, catch a bus from the Putra terminal and go to Kota Bharu or Kuala Terengganu. Or take a bus from KL to JB or Singapore. Don't take the luxury coaches. Take the normal express bus. Oh by the way, remind them to up their insurance policy before they take the road trip.