Meaning

I have been cursing and swearing for as long as I could remember and suddenly I realised I have forgotten some of the meanings to the commonly used beautiful language. Maybe some of you guys can help me out.

TIU NIA SING. What da fark does that mean already? I have been tiu nia sing here and there but suddenly I was wondering, what does it mean?

Pundek. I have been calling all my friends Dei Pundek for ages. Dei Pundek. Dei Pundek. Now I am wondering what Pundek meant? Was it the dick or was it the pussy?

For example, I tell people, "PEI KAT CHAT TIU" means "let cockroach fark"

or "Hum Kau Lan" means .. "suck dog's dick"

Hope to see some contributions to the meanings here man...