Peeing

I was attending a dinner function last weekend and as usual, I had a lot of beers. And with beers, once your tank is full, you really got to go. So go I did. Went to the gents and I usually don't use the cubicles unless I want to take a shit. Hell, I don't know why some people are so friggin shy or afraid that whenever they go into the toilet, they rather hold their pee until their dicks explode rather than use the urinal bowl or the common piss area. Well, I don't know what you call that ... the one where everyone just friggin stands in a line and you piss into this main "longkang". Whatever you call it lah. I'll call it longkang.

Maybe some of this dick heads think there are some gay boys hanging around the toilet waiting for them to show their dicks and get hit on while they were pissing. Hmmm... maybe that's why they always go into the cubicles. Also, if its a urinal bowl, noticed how everyone tend to not to use the bowl right next to the bowl which is currently in use? Why? Scared people see their dicks? Damn... everyone in there has dicks. Matter of how big, how long, how fat, how hairy ... or how badly infected with STD. hahahaha

So there I was, standing at the longkang pissing. This little boy was standing and pissing there as well. He was probably around 7 years old. Then his buddy came running into the toilet ... ran up to him shouting his full name, Jonathan Kang Ah Beng (ok ok I made up that name but basically his full name was called out) and his buddy just patted him so friggin hard on his back (more like a shove) and asked, what are you doing here?

Haha. With that hard shove, the boy almost fell into the longkang and his pee went senget (sideways) hitting his legs and shoes. He was obviously annoyed but instead of just looking back, he just turned his whole body around, dick pee and all to his fren and said, hey! why you push me?

Farks. Despite being drunk, I was quick enough to move my right leg. If not, kena tembak by kencing. Kan ni neh that kid. Best part is, when he turned around, his pee pulak tembak his buddy whom just ran in. Farking mess it made. Haha. Stupid kid then tried to swing back his dick to the longkang with pee but by then, it was reduced to trickles. With that, he shoved his dick into his pants and looked at his buddy whom was half drenched with his pee. Haha. Man ... it was no laughing matter for his buddy. Could see that he was about to cry. He pouted, ran out screaming that his fren peed on him. Damn ... That's when I thought, before the mothers come and kill each other, I better get out of there. Damn kids might even say I pissed on them instead.