Telur Setengah Masak

Telur Setengah Masak. Half boiled eggs. A staple most of us Malaysians know. Especially to us older generations whom use to have telur setengah masak before going to school. You crack your eggs up and pour out the contents. Sometimes the egg yoke has hardened, sometimes semi soft, sometimes totally watery. The egg whites, definitely still watery. You mix it all up, stir it, add kicap and pepper and you just drink it all down.

Just the other day, I was having teh tarik at the friendly neighborhood mamak with my colleagues. It was after work hours and some of us have to put in more hours. As we waited for food, somehow the conversation went to porn movies and why men always fantasize about getting what the pornstars give. When it came to the topic of swallowing ... the girls went EWWWWWWWW. Disgusting etc etc.

Now, for food, my colleagues ordered a variety of food. Two of them ordered telur setengah masak. Both ladies. The guys ordered maggi goreng, mee goreng, roti canai etc.

I was munching into my maggi goreng when I see one of them mixing her telur setengah masak. She has painstakingly taken out the egg yoke and was just stirring the watery egg whites. The other girl ... the egg yoke was watery. When she cracked the egg, egg yoke and egg white just poured out. She was also stirring it and was adding in kicap.

I looked into the bowl with only the egg whites. I look up at the girl scooping it up and sipping it down with her teaspoon. Hey .... that looks just like sperm. I wonder how come you can swallow that but you girls find it disgusting. It looks just like sperm. All white, watery and icky as well. Maybe you have to add some kicap and pepper but then again ... normally they shoot it straight into the mouth .... hahahahahaha

She went green. She looked like she was about to puke. Lembu!!!!!!! The other girl screamed. How can you say such things?

Huh? Why not? It does look like sperm. Well ... in your case, yours have yellow stuff in it. Maybe from STDs. Hahahahahaha

They refused to continue eating anymore. Good for me. I finished their telur setengah masak. Even dipped toasted bread in them. Yum yum ...