Gong Xi Fa Cai

Its the Chinese New Year!!! This year its the year of the Fire Dog. Here's wishing all of you, a very Happy Chinese New Year, May the year of the Fire Dog brings you flames of passion and erotic sex filled with many doggy styles! LOL!!!!

May this year be a prosperous year for you and your family, filled with abundance wealth, joy and laughter and good health for everyone.

GONG XI FA CAI!!!!

MadCow.

Stoopid Banks

Ok, for selfish reasons, I am not happy that the decision was finally made on banks having a 5-day working week. The banks have obviously forgotten that they are in the service industry. In fact, they forgot about that many years ago. It was apparent whenever you need to go to the counter during lunch hours, there will be only 2 counters opened but like 50 people who took advantage of the lunch hour to get things done.

Their reasons are totally not justified. They claimed that it is to encourage the usage of ATMs. BUT, we want people friendly banks. ATMs can't help solve my problems. I want advice on mortgage. I want advice on personal investments. What? I talk to ATMs? Or I take leave? Ok... there is the alternative of asking the bank officer to see me. Sorry that I sound too shallow here but, you really think all bank officers will come running to see us when we need some advice? Some matters are better dealt with face to face. Not over the phone.

Speaking of ATMs, what's the use of ENCOURAGING the use of ATMs when most of the time, the damn ATMs are out of order? Or, most branches don't have enough ATMs to service the people? Take for example, this particular bank I go to has 3 cash deposit ATMs. Maybe its my bad luck but most of the time I am there, only 1 cash deposit ATM works. They have 3 cheque deposit machines. Most of the time, only 1 machine works. Some banks in order to deposit cash, you have to go to a particular branch's ATM. The nearest branch has only 1 friggin ATM for cash withdrawal.

Majority of us do our banking during Saturdays. All of us have limited annual leaves. Perhaps the banks should adopt the medical system and instead of us taking leaves to go and get our banking needs done, the bank teller that sits over the counter can issue us a time slip? Better yet, ALL OF US SHOULD BE GIVEN 4 DAYS WORKING WEEK? Better not, cause the stoopid banks will then ask for 4 days as well and then we will ask for 3 and they ask for 3 and it goes on and on.

Their next reason, to give bank employees more rest time. What? We don't need more rest time? Have they forgotten about HARD WORK? No offence against bank employees but since ALL of us will be using ATMs, I guess banks don't need to EMPLOY that many employees anymore. Should I foresee a VSS or a Retrenchment exercise by the banks soon?

Banks, No. 1 - UPGRADE AND BUCK UP ON ALL YOUR FRIGGIN ATMS. No. 2 - REMEMBER YOU ARE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY. ITS ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION AND SERVICES.

What is this?

I was in the mall last night buying some CNY cookies. Was lining up behind this guy and his kid. His kid is around 10 years old, fat like pig. Sucking on an ice cream and was one hell of a talkative pig.

As we neared the cashier, the fat pig began browsing at the shelves near the cashier. Well, you know those shelves near the cashier. Always stocked up with last minute stuff for you to grab and pay. Stuffs like batteries, sweets, chocolates and ... condoms. Yeah, condoms.

So happens that the shelves near this particular cashier we were lining up were stocked with condoms and lubricants. And that fat pig started picking up the condoms, box by box and started shaking them, staring at them and the father just make don't know. Then the fat pig took the big box of condoms and asked the father, "Daddy daddy, what is this?" His father ignored him.

The fatty kept pestering. Daddy, daddy, what is this? what is this? Can eat ah? chocolates ah? I started chuckling and the father looked back at me. I looked back. Tell him lah! He stared at me. Then he told his son, Don't touch! Put it back!!! His son looked back at him. But daddy, what is this?

I started giggling now. The father looked at me in annoyance. He snatched the box of condoms from his son and threw it back into the shelves. The fat pig, probably thinking those are chocolates went back and took another box and looked at it. The father asked him to put it back again. I grinned a big huge grin. The father was clearly annoyed at me. He kept glancing back at me and I kept smiling this idiotic smile at him while his fat son kept taking the box of condoms and looking at it.

Then he reached for the tube of lubricant. Daddy? What is this? That was the last straw. I cracked up laughing. His dad, this time furiousm snatched the tube of lubricant and just threw it back. He threw it back so hard that it caused all the other tubes standing in an organized row to fall over and his son rushed back to the shelf to rearrange the tubes of lubricants. By this time, he was already paying and he kept tugging his son away from the shelf and I was still sniggering and chuckling. Hahaha.

What would you guys tell your kids? Balloons? Gels? Hahahaha

Change

Whew... Been a marathon of work work work and work the past few weeks. I still don't see an end to it. Anyway, couple of weeks back, I was working on a Saturday and was royally late for a basketball game. It was already six and I was still in the office. My buddies were already leaving abuses on my cell phone. Rushing out of office, I drove like a speed demon to the court.

At the traffic lights, I thought I had a light bulb moment. Why not change while I wait? GREAT IDEA! I looked to the right side of my car. Lane was empty. I pulled off my shirt and put on my jersey. Then I started unbuckling my belt and was halfway removing my jeans when my other half called ...

K: helooooo cow, watcha doing?

Me: Erm, changing in my car?

K: what??? are you still driving?

Me: No-lah. (I placed the fone between my face and my shoulder and continued to try and remove one leg of the jeans) M at traffic light mah...

K: hahahaha. what happens when the light turns green?

Me: SHHHHHH!!!! Don't Jinx it!

Just then I heard cars honking. Oh Shit. It is GREEN LIGHT. Tiu... "U!!! U JINXED IT!!!"

K: hahahahaha

I stepped on it and stopped at another traffic light 50m away. I was still on the fone and was lifting up one leg trying to desperately to remove that leg of the jeans when a 4x4 stopped beside me with an aunty looking down at me. I looked back at her and smiled. She gave me that disgusted look and asked the driver to look at me. The driver, presumably her husband looked and I waved. He gave me the thumbs up!!! LOL!!!

The damn lights changed and by the time I got to the court, I still have not changed from jeans to shorts. I stopped my car, opened the door and stepped out of my car with my jeans, half a leg of it still on. So much for my light bulb moment.

My Version

Inspired by the movie, I managed to take photos of what I call my versions of the movie ...

Thats king kong attacking the train and below is king kong about to rip t-rex's jaws apart. LOL!!!

Happy New Year 2006

To my friends and readers of me blog,

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006.

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous new year and good health throughout the year. And let's not forget plenty of sex, kinky or otherwise, with your better half or otherwise.

Here's hoping lembu will be more gila than ever.

Cheers =)