I was in the mall last night buying some CNY cookies. Was lining up behind this guy and his kid. His kid is around 10 years old, fat like pig. Sucking on an ice cream and was one hell of a talkative pig.
As we neared the cashier, the fat pig began browsing at the shelves near the cashier. Well, you know those shelves near the cashier. Always stocked up with last minute stuff for you to grab and pay. Stuffs like batteries, sweets, chocolates and ... condoms. Yeah, condoms.
So happens that the shelves near this particular cashier we were lining up were stocked with condoms and lubricants. And that fat pig started picking up the condoms, box by box and started shaking them, staring at them and the father just make don't know. Then the fat pig took the big box of condoms and asked the father, "Daddy daddy, what is this?" His father ignored him.
As we neared the cashier, the fat pig began browsing at the shelves near the cashier. Well, you know those shelves near the cashier. Always stocked up with last minute stuff for you to grab and pay. Stuffs like batteries, sweets, chocolates and ... condoms. Yeah, condoms.
So happens that the shelves near this particular cashier we were lining up were stocked with condoms and lubricants. And that fat pig started picking up the condoms, box by box and started shaking them, staring at them and the father just make don't know. Then the fat pig took the big box of condoms and asked the father, "Daddy daddy, what is this?" His father ignored him.
The fatty kept pestering. Daddy, daddy, what is this? what is this? Can eat ah? chocolates ah? I started chuckling and the father looked back at me. I looked back. Tell him lah! He stared at me. Then he told his son, Don't touch! Put it back!!! His son looked back at him. But daddy, what is this?
I started giggling now. The father looked at me in annoyance. He snatched the box of condoms from his son and threw it back into the shelves. The fat pig, probably thinking those are chocolates went back and took another box and looked at it. The father asked him to put it back again. I grinned a big huge grin. The father was clearly annoyed at me. He kept glancing back at me and I kept smiling this idiotic smile at him while his fat son kept taking the box of condoms and looking at it.
Then he reached for the tube of lubricant. Daddy? What is this? That was the last straw. I cracked up laughing. His dad, this time furiousm snatched the tube of lubricant and just threw it back. He threw it back so hard that it caused all the other tubes standing in an organized row to fall over and his son rushed back to the shelf to rearrange the tubes of lubricants. By this time, he was already paying and he kept tugging his son away from the shelf and I was still sniggering and chuckling. Hahaha.
What would you guys tell your kids? Balloons? Gels? Hahahaha
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