Sick Chat

Had a funny chat with 2 of my machas ...

Dave: hello boys
SirLen: ahgoh
lembu: elooos
Dave: simi
Dave: me is back
Dave: thios weekend
Dave: comign cback
SirLen: simi is coming back thios weekend?
SirLen: how exciting
lembu: who is simi?
SirLen: david't imiganiry homosexual partner
Dave: that one is typo lahj
SirLen: no no no typo he just told me he was talking to a cute guy before logging on
SirLen: must be simsi
SirLen: simi
lembu: dave must watch less barney
lembu: n all d imaginary gay frens
Dave: ah yes
SirLen: yes yes
SirLen: is simi purple?
lembu: dunno
lembu: i color blind
Dave: ah yes
Dave: purple and a dinosaur
lembu: ah
lembu: when dave wants 2 boink simi
lembu: he has 2 lift up d tail
lembu: n put d tail over his shoulders
lembu: if not
lembu: tail will block entrance
Dave: ah yes
Dave: the tail is big
Dave: and long
Dave: thick too
lembu: so u like his tail?
Dave: yes nice and long
SirLen: and then simi can bitch slap him with his tail while he is boinking him
SirLen: slap slap slap boink boink boink
Dave: but he is cute
Dave: and has a BIG tail
SirLen: yes yes big big tail
SirLen: to bitchslap
lembu: mmmm
lembu: can imagine wat dave
lembu: does wit d big tail
SirLen: hahahahaha
SirLen: maybe he can fark david with the tail while david farks him
lembu: where da fark is dave?
lembu: silence is admission
Dave: aof course silence
Dave: i agree
lembu: u agree with dinosaur farkin u wit tail?
Dave: yes
Dave: he is cute and purple u know
SirLen: hahahahaha
Dave: yes yes
SirLen: how does the fur feel up your ass/
Dave: nice and fuzzy
lembu: its like cleaning a chimney
Dave: yes lah
SirLen: hahahahaha
SirLen: so it goes in purple and furry and comes out browny with hiney juice