Old wise saying, "with friends like these, who needs enemies"
Not too long after my knee surgery, I was out with my machas. Something like 4 months fresh from surgery. As usual, we were all walking like a herd of cows crossing the road, talking loudly about funny and totally irrelevant stuff, mostly about sex.
Not too far ahead in front of us, was a pack of mongrels baking under the sun. About 5 of them. Yawning. Stretching. Scratching. Licking their own balls. Sniffing each other's crotch. Tongues hanging out. The typical dogs in the hood kinda attitude.
As we got nearer to the mongrels ...
Black: ey farker, your knee ok already or not?
Me: huh? oh. i think so. still undergoing physio.
Cicak: can you run now?
Me: a bit lah. if you want me to do 100m dash, cannot lah!
Wor Siong: so, how fast can you really run?
Me: Tiu! How da fark would I know!
Black: Wanna test ah?
Me: Test wat?
Cicak: test how fast you can run.
Me: fark! you farkers don't farking provoke the anjing (dogs) there!!!
Just then, some stones were thrown at the dogs and everyone sprinted away. Tiu loh ....
1 comment:
Oi ... so how fast did u run? I take it fast enough to get away from those mongrels or else you wouldn't be writing about it. No wonder your knee still has got problems ...
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