Fecal Freak

I was busy at work yesterday when my yahoo messenger blinked. Friends conferenced me. Have to organize a stag night for Cicak. Damn. Now? Was really busy that time ... oh, what the heck. Joined in their conference and worked at the same time. This was some of the best extracts from the IM conversation ...

Han : looking at confirming the numbers only now

Me: v dont want 2 piss off dat guy after he makes all d arrangements oso, remind ben 2 make sure dat cibai cicak wears long pants 2moro nite. dat farker always wear shorts when meet up. so dat he got farking excuse not 2 go clubbing or watever

Han: dont worry about the cicak.its up to him.if he fucks us around then just have to make his life hell only la. ben will babysit his ass

Later in the chat …

Dave: Len is calling the both of u bastards for not chatting with him.

Me: eh? where got?

[Len has joined the conference.]

Len: f**klers!!! never reply my constant pleas for attentiuon

Han: i donts sees your names

Len: f**clers!

Han : ay,: can write fuckers. no need asterisks. Heheh. we is all growns up

Later, we were bitching some bastards called wood pen and derelict.

Dave: han are u incubating a fever?

Han: changed.hehehe. actually is true.when wood pen called me, he still can spin shit with the best. cannot stop talking the guy

Len:: ah so... sounds interesting. is this woooooooood pen or derelict?

Han: wwwwwwooood pen. Derelict: also likes to spin shit

Len: they can come spin my shit! gotta lot of it!

Han: damn' i dint know you were a fecal freak. Hehehe.

Much later in the chat …

Han: you at home now ah

Len: me is.:

Han: and your wife is also at home?

Len: no no she is at work.

Han: terrible. distracting your wife while you at home

Len: why is it terrible?

Han: dunno la

Len: ah so... this is the modern relationship. you is worse

Han: why is that eh?

Len: you just open the office door and disturbs your gf.

Han: no lah. she is not around here. she in HQ. i in the small subsidiary

Len: at least my wifey can ignore me if she doesnt wanna listen to my shit

Me: listen 2 ur shit? Farrrrrrrk! ur shit makes sound?

Han: he a fecal freak

Len: oi - my shit makes big sound man

Han: of course his shit makes sound la

Len: coming out got sound... hit the water got sound...

Han: thats your ass la. the shit makes the smaller sound

Len: sometimes on the way out makes a sound, then it doesnt really come all the way out

Len: then on the way back in there's another sound

Han: unless you been eating some stegosaurus meat

Len: and then i make lot of sounds too

Han: damn. i scared. and scarred

Dave: am back.

Han: okie. len telling us some shit. hahahaha

Dave: damn

Han: scroll back and you will see

Len: hahahahah - yeah, sometimes, when it comes out and goes back in, i also scarred

Han: dont worry. nobody checking out that place for scars. if they are, then i even more scared

Me: guys, u hav given me free blog

Han: er? Yeah. just copy and paste

Len: hahaha - dont worry.... just put some savlon, all ok

Len: farker

Han: savlon to cover scars? sure or not?