Facials

Couple of months back I was helping Keling Zhai aka Black move house. He was tearing down his house to rebuild a bungalow and was temporarily moving to an apartment while his palace was under construction.

While moving things down from the lorry at the apartment, I saw a signboard that says "Facials available. RM30"

Me: Fark! Its a business venture! Somebody beat us to it!

Black: What da fark you talking about?

Me: Look! For once, I could cum all I want onto hot chick's faces and make money out of it.

Black: hahahaha. Farker. They are talking different type of facials lah!

Me: Oh ... heh heh.

Black: cibai. how many times can you cum lar? people facial cover whole face. by the time you reach your third customer, you'll only have droplets of your facial cream lah oi!

Me: oh yeah ... damn ... for a moment thought it was a good business venture. farking sign damn misleading. mah hai.

Black: eh, can oso. you want to cum like a porn star or not? farking flood the chick's face. enough for many facials?

Me: can meh?

Black: yah, you eat black ants!

I was dumbfarked!

note: more on black ants in my future blogs