Plain Wrong ... Its Just So Wrong

Some people just have no fashion sense. But wait ... before I show you all "THE PHOTO", I am not that kind of pervert ok? Kan Ni Neh you all ... don't think until like that. I just couldn't help it but had to take this photo so that Guru Lembu can educate you all.

Nowadays people especially the chicks love to wear low cut pants. Especially when they sit down, you can see their the top of their undies or boxers or lingerie. I tell you hot chicks now ... not every hot chick can pull it off. So for those who think that you have the "self confidence" to pull it off, think again. You make some people puke because of your stupid "self-confidence" beliefs.

No. 1 - to pull it off and have guys salivating over the "exposed" view, you need to have the perfect shape. Flat asses, Fat asses etc do not come within this definition. Hips and Asses that are shaped like amoebas are also not within this definition.

No. 2 - to be able to really really pull it off, you gotta have those dimples. You know, some women have those dimples at the back? Man ... I get turned on when I see those. For those flat ones .... yeah, you can try to wear low cut jeans or pants etc but make sure you have the shape.

No. 3 - the undies. Damn ... you better be wearing thongs or lacy types. Fark ... some guys might just get a hard on when they see it. For those hip-hop member, I know you guys usually wear boxers. Still can lah, all depends on your target audience. Do not wear lah "spender" longgar all. Especially those where the elastic band already loose or worn out.

BUT THE WORSE .... DON'T LAH WEAR WRONG UNDIES. Already Fail No. 1 - No Shape. Fail No. 2 - No dimples. No. 3 - you wear lah some nice lacy undies or thongs... But this particular one I saw .... CHAMPION OF THE CHAMPIONS. I saw it at a restaurant and what more can I say .... Just no appetite to makan anymore after that. See for yourself - picture below.

Hah .... you see that or not? PAPER UNDERWEAR WOI! DISPOSABLES. Kan ni neh betuih. Really spoil everything.

Sorry ... I know ... not good to take pictures like that, but how lah. Cannot tahan man. You see also you want to go there and instead of giving a wedgy, you want to tear it "along the dotted lines" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.