Back When There Was No PS2 - Part II

Back in those days, we were already damn friggin competitive. Every game we play is a competition. Hell, even when we are bored shitless, we will find something to play and compete on. You might say some of these are unconventional but I bet you don't find these games on PS2.

The Spitting Game

Yes, spit and phlegm. One of our favorites. My buddies and I would sometimes try to spit and see who can spit the furthest. That's one competition. We will all stand in a line and spit. Ptooooi! Then we see whose spit lands the furthest. Not easy you know. It has skills for you to learn. The angle you ptooi out. The way you turn your head and fling your head forward and the timing you release your spit ... all makes a difference how far your spit will land.

Other than that, we will all stand on top of first floor or second floor or on a pedestrian bridge. Then we try spitting down. The objective? See whose spit can make the biggest splatter. SPLAT! Then we go down and see, who has the biggest spit. This also need skill. You need to accumulate all your spit and spit it out slowly pppppppppppppptooi! Then it falls down like a big droplet of water.

Last, we spit on the wall. If got phlegm, even better. KUAAAAAKKKKK .... PTOOOOI! SPLAT! the spit hits the wall. Then we see .... whose spit can stay longer on the wall. We even time it. Then we see whose spit can drip down slower or faster etc. We would also see who has the most phlegm and whose phlegm is greener than the other. This game is best played when someone has the flu.

The Pissing Game

Ahh ... this one, we all stand in a line. So many ways to compete. Of course, the usual is see who can shoot the furthest. One thing we all learned ... the bugger with the circumcised cock tend to shoot the furthest. So for those still with foreskin .... we tell them to pull it back and true enough, it does shoot further. Haha.

The Shitting Game

Well .... you really don't want to know about this ... HAHAHAHA