The Zidane Theory

World Cup is long over. Much as I want to contribute to all the theories surrounding Zidane's day of infamy and his infamous head butt, I was too busy at work. But all those theories.. about insults and pinching of nipples reminded me of a buddy of mine.

We used to call him communist for a very simple reason... that farker memang look like communist. And he was quite a terror on the basketball too. I dare not say that he is very short but for someone at his height, he can really jump. Not only that, that tibai farker loves to jump and can still clap his feet together in mid air. But still, his height was a big disadvantage when you play against 6 feet tall centers. But our dear friend has found ingenious ways to beat the taller players to the ball.

One day during a friendly match , we were on the offensive and our communist was right smack in the middle of the zone. Communist scored and next thing we hear was the opposing team's center shouting that someone pinched him and was calling a foul and none of us knew what was happening. There were 4 of us on the opposing team's side of the court and communist was already standing at our own half of the court. We shrugged and walked back. That's when communist told us, that tibai fark too tall and he couldn't beat him to the ball so he pinched his balls and somehow, by pinching that tall tibai fark's balls, communist got to the ball first and scored. Haha

We gave him the nickname balls pincher. Also we named him "No shadow hand" after Wong Fei Hung's famous "no shadow kick" because he can pinch you so fast, you never see his hand near you.

That tibai fark was a fast runner as well. Another incident, tibai communist pinched the center's balls and even before the center yell foul, our communist friend was already back on his half of the court. Tibai center was yelling foul and someone pinched him. This time... we all know it was our communist. Hahahaha