Vcd

Remember the good old days when vcd peddlars used to just set up a table and you can browse for vcds? Remember the even better days when porno vcds are left on the table for you to browse? Yeah well, this happened during the good old days. Basically I am storying you all now.

Black and I were out having drinks when we came upon a vcd stall. At the vcd stall, there were a number of porno vcds and since the peddlar was busy entertaining other customers, we somehow wondered from the front of the table to the back of the table, picking up the porn and browsing through them picking out what we thought would be the best.

Just then, we saw this couple walk up to the stall. The girl was really hot but was too clingy to her batang (stick) (a slang for boyfriend). Both of them then just browsed the vcds and both were behaving so cheesy and friggin lovey dovey in front of everyone. Black and I just couldn't tahan. Then the farker asked Black whether he was selling the vcds (Black and I were still standing behind the table).

Incensed, I said, "HEYYYYYYYY BOSS!!!!! Welcome back!!!" With that, I held out to him the few porno vcds in my hand, "the 5-star vcd you ordered last week is here already". He was stunned and didn't know what to say. LOL!!! Black caught on really fast, "yah, we have to specially order this for you Boss! You said last week you want this actresses all mah!" The hot chick looked at him with a really disgusted look and immediately, her hands let go of the guy. That pundek guy could only stammer.

Black went on to say, "ah, this one got anal sex (holding out one of the vcd), this one the actress damn hot with big tits and she swallow damn a lot of cum and this one your favorite, they tied up the girl and fark her in every hole!" And with that, his chick gave him this, you are farking dead look and I am never gonna see you again kind of look and stormed away with the guy running after her. Black and I laughed like a bunch of crazed hyenas.

Wait! The story is not over yet. That was the best part. The sad part was, the vcd guy turned to us and said, "Oi, Lou Sai, Pong Ngor Tow Mai ah" (Oi Boss, you helping me pour away rice ah!) Fearing that this vcd farker has got some "mah chai" (small horse) nearby to friggin beat us up for ruining his business, Black and I bought friggin lots of vcds from him that night!!! LOL!!!!!