Pop Ups

Can someone tell me how to get rid of pop-ups? You know those stupid pop-up windows that keep popping up while you are working? I always get this casino shit and all those smiley shits. Damn farking irritating.

Yesterday, my boss came into my room and started discussing about something. From where she stands, she could see my monitor and what I was doing. There was a word document on and nothing else.

Halfway talking, I saw her squinting and staring and then she asked, "ey Lembu, what is that?". I looked at where she was looking and to my friggin horror, there was a pop-up window. Not just a farking pop-up window for casino or smiley. This one says something like adult finder or some shit like that. Basically a free fark buddy search. And on the farking pop-up, was a picture of a hot babe with the skimpiest lingerie ever. Tiu loh ..... This time really Hai-lat. My jaw dropped and I was speechless. All I can say was ... errr ... its a spam advertisement?

And she went, spam?. And I went, yeah! You know, those stupid spam emails? They even have spam advertisements. They appear at random over the computer. I think my computer got infected by something. ( I thought to myself, this is so much bullshit) Can I call the tech guys to come over and take a look?

She went, ok. Better ask them to come now!!! And with that, she walked out. I just slumped back into my chair cursing and swearing the mutha farker that created all this trojans, spywares and pop-ups. I even cursed his family, his extended family, his pets, his grandparents, his great grandparents, his great great grandparents and all his farking ancestors.