Yesterday was Mother’s Day. We had a small dinner celebration at home where us children will hunt and cook. We invited an aunt and an uncle and my bro and his wife. Small family gathering. WRONG!
Sunday morning. After finished with marketing at Old Town market, my dad got a call from aunt and uncle. They invited another aunt and uncle and their children. Plus 5 people now. Tiu! Went back into market. Got more food. Just about to start car, my bro called my dad. He invited his in-laws as well. WHAT DA FARK????!!!!!
Swearing, cursing, bitching, I went back into market to get MORE food for these mother friggin vultures. TICKS! KUTUS! PARASITES! PUKI TIANG!
Calm down. Woooosha! Breathe. Deep breaths. What da fark! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
1600 hours. Time to cook. Clean food. Lots of food. Since it’s a Chinese meal, we can’t really separate the food between family and guests. Everything in dishes. But wait! Soup. Aaaahhhh … the ever tasty soup. Separated into small little bowls. These bowls are for us family. These bowls are for uninvited guests. Where is the bottle of laxative I bought from Guardian this afternoon. Ah yes, here it is. Just add some into bowls for uninvited guests. Yup yup. Just enough. Nice tasty soup. Served hot. Make sure they all get their correct bowls. Being the greedy mutha friggin parasites that they are, they of course took their bowls without passing on to the others.
Now for desert. Iced longan in syrup. Served in nice long glasses. Might as well finish up the small bottle of laxative I bought. Let’s not waste ….
After dinner, I was laughing madly and wildly to myself as I wash the dishes. I went to bed last night smiling a big big idiotic smile. LOL. I am soooooooo happy!!!!
Sunday morning. After finished with marketing at Old Town market, my dad got a call from aunt and uncle. They invited another aunt and uncle and their children. Plus 5 people now. Tiu! Went back into market. Got more food. Just about to start car, my bro called my dad. He invited his in-laws as well. WHAT DA FARK????!!!!!
Swearing, cursing, bitching, I went back into market to get MORE food for these mother friggin vultures. TICKS! KUTUS! PARASITES! PUKI TIANG!
Calm down. Woooosha! Breathe. Deep breaths. What da fark! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
1600 hours. Time to cook. Clean food. Lots of food. Since it’s a Chinese meal, we can’t really separate the food between family and guests. Everything in dishes. But wait! Soup. Aaaahhhh … the ever tasty soup. Separated into small little bowls. These bowls are for us family. These bowls are for uninvited guests. Where is the bottle of laxative I bought from Guardian this afternoon. Ah yes, here it is. Just add some into bowls for uninvited guests. Yup yup. Just enough. Nice tasty soup. Served hot. Make sure they all get their correct bowls. Being the greedy mutha friggin parasites that they are, they of course took their bowls without passing on to the others.
Now for desert. Iced longan in syrup. Served in nice long glasses. Might as well finish up the small bottle of laxative I bought. Let’s not waste ….
After dinner, I was laughing madly and wildly to myself as I wash the dishes. I went to bed last night smiling a big big idiotic smile. LOL. I am soooooooo happy!!!!
2 comments:
Look who is the evil one now ... LOL. You're worst than me. But I still think my trick was better.
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