Beer Ramblings

I was having beers with a couple of buddies of mine from uni and we were comfortably seated at the most strategic location of the pub. We get to see all the chicks walking in and out. While eyeing this couple of white babes walking in, one farker said, "you know guys, farking white chick is the best". That started a whole shit of debate. But our debate was very focused. Blowjobs. Fellatios. Going down.

For purposes of privacy and protection of certain individuals, names have been changed.

Farker: I am telling you, white babes gives the best blow jobs!

Me: And why is that?

Farker: I once had sex with this white girl. During foreplay, she gave me the best blow job I've ever had.

Wanker: Define best blow job!

Farker: She was not shy man! She took my cock and suck and licked. She loved it man. And her saliva, huh! She really wets your cock man.

Me: LOL!

Farker: Don't laugh. Other chicks like asian chicks, damn shy. Suck cock also suck for a little while. Fark. Sometimes, damn little saliva. This white chick, sucked and spit and drooled until my cock was so farking wet, it was dripping man. She was like a porn star!!!. I was so farking turned on! When I farked her, I penetrated easily. Damn nice feeling.

Wanker: Yeah, quite true. Some of this chicks don't know how to give a good blow. I mean, give lah good blow job. Shy shy don't know what the fark for. Then, their mouth no saliva. Farking don't know how to lubricate and give pleasure.

Me: LOL! You farkers should be lucky you're getting it. Some chicks won't even go down on you man.

Farker: Yeah. That's true also. As if my cock will choke them to death!

Me: Dei, don't you start on how big your dick is ok?

Farker: LOL!

Wanker: Yeah, some of this birds just won't go down on you. Some oral hygiene shit.

Me: Dei Pundek. Of course lah! You think you come back from work and your chick will just go down on your urine infested cock is it? At least go get a shower or something lah.

Wanker: But I wan't her to be there, waiting and pouncing on my cock when I get home.

Me: Shit! Don't get a pussy. Better get a lion or something. Pouncing on your cock! Tiu.

Farker: Yeah, then this white chick, not just sucked my cock. She really knows how to give a blow job. While sucking her hands are like wanking me, another finger was toying with my ass, then she also sucked my balls! It was farking fantastic man. And the blow job lasted like forever. Best foreplay.

Wanker: You lucky bastard.

Farker: And you know what's best?

Me: What?!

Farker: After farking and you have cummed, if the chick takes your cock and suck it again ... its damn good feeling ok!

Me: LOL! You're da man!

Farker: Not only that. That white babe that was giving me the blowjob, she wants me to cum into her mouth! Kept saying she wants me to cum inside her mouth. Wah lan. It was the best farking oral sex I've ever had.

Me: LOL! Now, cumming into mouth. That's a farking rare commodity.

Gotta stop here guys. More about fellatio and cumming into mouth in future blogs.