There was a time when I used to play warcraft with my buddies at the cybercafe.Sadly, time doesn’t allow it anymore. Why? I am becoming such a wuss. I have to get up at 0600 hours every friggin morning to avoid the cibai jam and these farkers will keep on playing and fighting until God knows what time. Now, these farkers all got streamyx and are playing from home. No one hangs out at the cybercafe anymore.
Come to think of it, its been 2 friggin years since I last played warcraft. Sighs … sad. Very sad. Really miss playing warcraft but sadly, being color blind is a bit of a handicap. Sometimes, I can’t figure out where my friggin troops are on the map and I couldn’t tell my teammates from the enemy. And yeah, my friends cursed me a lot for that.
Most of the time we go into our favourite cybercafe, we don’t get to sit in a group. There was this time when I was seated away from all my buddies. To my left and right were these two guys, playing some strategy game as well. As I played on, I noticed farker on my left finished his game and was surfing net. I didn’t bother to look again at his game. But just when I was stuck in a melee fight, I noticed out of the corner of my left eye, the unmistakable contours of tits. Damn. I took a quick look. Fark! The farker on my left was surfing porn. Nice looking chick too with damn chun tits. Tiu. Don’t look! Don’t look! Concentrate on my fight.
Barely alive, I ran away with my remaining troops. A couple of minutes later, I was engaged in another melee fight. I casually looked to my right. Farker on my right also surfing porn. But this farker a bit Ah beng lah. Looking at asian girls porn. I looked at my left, farker still surfing porn. Western porn. Damn. West on my left. East on my right. Fark. This is the best of both worlds man.
Just then I heard my friends shouting, Oi Lembu! What the fark you doing??!!!! I looked back at my monitor just in time to see my hero dying. Tiu …. How to play like that. Porn on my left and on my right. I left that game, went to the counter and asked the boy there to give me another machine to play warcraft.
Boy asked, “why-ah? Machine spoil?”
I replied, “No lah! Cibai there surfing porn, I cannot concentrate. Keep dying. Tiu…”
Boy laughed hysterically after that and logged on another machine for me to use. My friends tiau me after that for dying at the most crucial moment. I had to explain to them again about the East meets West porn …
Come to think of it, its been 2 friggin years since I last played warcraft. Sighs … sad. Very sad. Really miss playing warcraft but sadly, being color blind is a bit of a handicap. Sometimes, I can’t figure out where my friggin troops are on the map and I couldn’t tell my teammates from the enemy. And yeah, my friends cursed me a lot for that.
Most of the time we go into our favourite cybercafe, we don’t get to sit in a group. There was this time when I was seated away from all my buddies. To my left and right were these two guys, playing some strategy game as well. As I played on, I noticed farker on my left finished his game and was surfing net. I didn’t bother to look again at his game. But just when I was stuck in a melee fight, I noticed out of the corner of my left eye, the unmistakable contours of tits. Damn. I took a quick look. Fark! The farker on my left was surfing porn. Nice looking chick too with damn chun tits. Tiu. Don’t look! Don’t look! Concentrate on my fight.
Barely alive, I ran away with my remaining troops. A couple of minutes later, I was engaged in another melee fight. I casually looked to my right. Farker on my right also surfing porn. But this farker a bit Ah beng lah. Looking at asian girls porn. I looked at my left, farker still surfing porn. Western porn. Damn. West on my left. East on my right. Fark. This is the best of both worlds man.
Just then I heard my friends shouting, Oi Lembu! What the fark you doing??!!!! I looked back at my monitor just in time to see my hero dying. Tiu …. How to play like that. Porn on my left and on my right. I left that game, went to the counter and asked the boy there to give me another machine to play warcraft.
Boy asked, “why-ah? Machine spoil?”
I replied, “No lah! Cibai there surfing porn, I cannot concentrate. Keep dying. Tiu…”
Boy laughed hysterically after that and logged on another machine for me to use. My friends tiau me after that for dying at the most crucial moment. I had to explain to them again about the East meets West porn …
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