21 January 2005. The time has arrived. All the predators or yautja converged at the home base of the elected Predator Leader of the day. Each came in their own warcrafts ready for the forthcoming battle. It was still early as the predators anticipate a long battle ahead. The Predators were given food to eat to boost their energy to fight. According to plan, the warcrafts will leave the home base approximately 0830 hours. gunships come. The Predator Leader, called Cicak put on his war suit, red signifying blood. All lieutenants and generals were busy planning a strategy for a successful raid when at 0835 hours, a distress call came over one of the radios. “gorg frx rrkksss gragh!” (where the fark are you all?). Time to go … The Predators strapped up their gear and weapons and brought a sacrificial big muthafarking boar along …
Jumping into the warcrafts, each warped into light speed and orbited the Alien planet. located in sector KJ of the PJ Universe. While orbiting, the Predators sounded warning sirens … to tell the Aliens hiding in the planet to give up their Queen Alien or be destroyed. There was no response. The Predators landed and came out and decided to use a less confrontational method. The sacrificial boar was carried out and into the Alien base. Two lieutenants were chosen and were instructed to do a reconnaissance on the base and look for a back entry to outflank the Aliens in case of war.
The boar was sliced up and divided but it did not appease the Aliens’ appetite. There was no back entry and the two Predator lieutenants were ordered out before they were mercilessly killed. Negotiations failed and war was inevitable.
The objective … to capture the Queen Alien alive. Standing in a horizontal line before us were female aliens which are the Queen Alien’s imperial guards called Chee Muis. With twisted, snarling and salivating features, they looked wickedly vicious but the Predators were unperturbed. Making war cries, the Predators were prepared to charge in but to find that the Chee Mui Aliens had laid boobies traps for the yuatjas. The first trap was to do a silly war dance in tune to their music failing which, the entry to the Alien base would be further barricaded. The Predators continued to put pressure on Chee Mui Aliens, refusing to comply especially when the Aliens chose a totally incomprehensible pansy song called the Dancing Queen (obviously, their Queen Alien dances a lot). One stupid Alien, not realising the danger broke rank and came out to challenge the Predators but was quickly surrounded by the Predators. By tightening the encirclement and verbally abusing the alien, the alien sceamed in delight in fear but was eventually released back to her species after acknowledging that the Predators have won the first battle.
Jumping into the warcrafts, each warped into light speed and orbited the Alien planet. located in sector KJ of the PJ Universe. While orbiting, the Predators sounded warning sirens … to tell the Aliens hiding in the planet to give up their Queen Alien or be destroyed. There was no response. The Predators landed and came out and decided to use a less confrontational method. The sacrificial boar was carried out and into the Alien base. Two lieutenants were chosen and were instructed to do a reconnaissance on the base and look for a back entry to outflank the Aliens in case of war.
The boar was sliced up and divided but it did not appease the Aliens’ appetite. There was no back entry and the two Predator lieutenants were ordered out before they were mercilessly killed. Negotiations failed and war was inevitable.
The objective … to capture the Queen Alien alive. Standing in a horizontal line before us were female aliens which are the Queen Alien’s imperial guards called Chee Muis. With twisted, snarling and salivating features, they looked wickedly vicious but the Predators were unperturbed. Making war cries, the Predators were prepared to charge in but to find that the Chee Mui Aliens had laid boobies traps for the yuatjas. The first trap was to do a silly war dance in tune to their music failing which, the entry to the Alien base would be further barricaded. The Predators continued to put pressure on Chee Mui Aliens, refusing to comply especially when the Aliens chose a totally incomprehensible pansy song called the Dancing Queen (obviously, their Queen Alien dances a lot). One stupid Alien, not realising the danger broke rank and came out to challenge the Predators but was quickly surrounded by the Predators. By tightening the encirclement and verbally abusing the alien, the alien sceamed in delight in fear but was eventually released back to her species after acknowledging that the Predators have won the first battle.
No comments:
Post a Comment