My colleagues came into my room today, holding Cleo’s magazine, the one with the 50 most eligible bachelors and asked, hey … imagine you are one of the bachelors and you must answer these questions ….
Q: I’m truly inspired by …?
A: Adolf Hitler. He convinced 1 country to go against the whole farking world.
Q: A female ritual that totally mystifies me?
A: PMS or Shopping. Next question please …
Q: If your life were a movie, what would it be called?
A: Lifestyle of a Pornstar
Q: What do you wish woman knew about you?
A: My big dick and how I can satisfy them the whole night long…
Q: I know she’s special when …
A: she swallows …
Q: Have you ever been in love?
A:of course. You think I what? Loser meh? Tiu nia seng ….
Q: I’m truly inspired by …?
A: Adolf Hitler. He convinced 1 country to go against the whole farking world.
Q: A female ritual that totally mystifies me?
A: PMS or Shopping. Next question please …
Q: If your life were a movie, what would it be called?
A: Lifestyle of a Pornstar
Q: What do you wish woman knew about you?
A: My big dick and how I can satisfy them the whole night long…
Q: I know she’s special when …
A: she swallows …
Q: Have you ever been in love?
A:of course. You think I what? Loser meh? Tiu nia seng ….
My colleagues then told me that with answers like that, no girl is going to vote for me, if I ever make it into the 50 most eligible bachelor list lah.
My response? "Pei kat chat tiu lah lei" (translation: you go let cockcroach fark). Kan ni na ...
1 comment:
Hmmm ... so you saying somebody is special to you, eh? Hehehehe
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