If you guys think I had it bad during my surgery, wait ‘till you hear this. Shorty had to go in for a surgery a couple of years back. He had a kidney stone problem but it deteriorated into some really serious shit. They tried to blast it and gave him medication to piss the stones out but Murphy’s Law came into play resulting him going into an emergency surgery. Black and I went to visit him.
Me: Dei, what da fark happened to you lar?
Shorty: kidney stone lar …
Black: we know that lah cibai. So what happened lah?
Shorty: farker, kidney stone piss piss halfway won’t come up. So got stuck there.
Black and I looked at each other and laughed. “STUCK WHERE?!!!” Black shouted.
Shorty: cibai stone was stuck in my urinal tract lah.
“so how?” we asked him.
Shorty: so surgery lah. puki tiang you all. ask so much.
Me: surgery where lah? They cut your cock?
Shorty: no lah. Now got technology mah. You know the lubang (hole) at your cock there ‘rite? They use a scope and a tool and went in through there. Can see from the camera when the tool clamp the stone and took it out from there.
Me and Black look at each other and shuddered. Farking Painful man.
Black: so so they really put something into the hole and go all the way in ah?
Shorty: yah-lah! That farking stone block inside mah. So have to remove it. If not piss damn farking painful ok.
Me: ewwwww. I think to have something go into your dick is already farking painful. So were you awake ah?
Shorty: of course not lah. You try to stay awake when somebody shuv something into your cock and see!
Me: eh, your cock that time erected or flacid ah? You know-lar, erected easier to shuv things in mah. Flacid I think very diffcult wan-leh.
Shorty: eh cibai, how you know all this ah? You’ve been shuving things into your dick is it?
Black: cibai, logic mah. You try to put something into garden hose and something into pvc pipe and see. See which one easier to masuk?
Shorty: don’t know-lah. Maybe they erect my dick also I don’t know.
Me: fark. How they erect your dick when you pengsan already? Hold it up ah? Hahahaha. eh, so now your cock all bandaged up ah? (I started to lift the bed sheet to see but got hit by Shorty instead)
Shorty: Farker. No-lah.
Me: eh, so now you can have sex ah? You try to have sex with your wife already or not?
Black: yah yah? So how? If cannot have sex, can masturbate now or not? Hahahaha
Shorty: you bangsats. Can leave me alone or not?
Black: eh, so now your cock clear already, you pancut your sperm out more powerful lah? Can shoot further? hahaha
Shorty: hmmm… come to think of it, my pee like waterfall now. Hahaha
Black: that’s why. Last time ask you to go for ping-pong* you don’t want. If you have gone for ping-pong*, sure you don’t have this kind of problem.
Shorty: yah yah, very funny.
Two weeks later, we went for a basketball game and were short of players. We called Shorty up to see if he was coming to play. Told us he can’t play because of the surgery. We told him don’t give us cock excuse. Come to think of it, it was cock excuse. After all, its his cock we are talking about.
*ping-pong. Will blog about this in the near future.
Me: Dei, what da fark happened to you lar?
Shorty: kidney stone lar …
Black: we know that lah cibai. So what happened lah?
Shorty: farker, kidney stone piss piss halfway won’t come up. So got stuck there.
Black and I looked at each other and laughed. “STUCK WHERE?!!!” Black shouted.
Shorty: cibai stone was stuck in my urinal tract lah.
“so how?” we asked him.
Shorty: so surgery lah. puki tiang you all. ask so much.
Me: surgery where lah? They cut your cock?
Shorty: no lah. Now got technology mah. You know the lubang (hole) at your cock there ‘rite? They use a scope and a tool and went in through there. Can see from the camera when the tool clamp the stone and took it out from there.
Me and Black look at each other and shuddered. Farking Painful man.
Black: so so they really put something into the hole and go all the way in ah?
Shorty: yah-lah! That farking stone block inside mah. So have to remove it. If not piss damn farking painful ok.
Me: ewwwww. I think to have something go into your dick is already farking painful. So were you awake ah?
Shorty: of course not lah. You try to stay awake when somebody shuv something into your cock and see!
Me: eh, your cock that time erected or flacid ah? You know-lar, erected easier to shuv things in mah. Flacid I think very diffcult wan-leh.
Shorty: eh cibai, how you know all this ah? You’ve been shuving things into your dick is it?
Black: cibai, logic mah. You try to put something into garden hose and something into pvc pipe and see. See which one easier to masuk?
Shorty: don’t know-lah. Maybe they erect my dick also I don’t know.
Me: fark. How they erect your dick when you pengsan already? Hold it up ah? Hahahaha. eh, so now your cock all bandaged up ah? (I started to lift the bed sheet to see but got hit by Shorty instead)
Shorty: Farker. No-lah.
Me: eh, so now you can have sex ah? You try to have sex with your wife already or not?
Black: yah yah? So how? If cannot have sex, can masturbate now or not? Hahahaha
Shorty: you bangsats. Can leave me alone or not?
Black: eh, so now your cock clear already, you pancut your sperm out more powerful lah? Can shoot further? hahaha
Shorty: hmmm… come to think of it, my pee like waterfall now. Hahaha
Black: that’s why. Last time ask you to go for ping-pong* you don’t want. If you have gone for ping-pong*, sure you don’t have this kind of problem.
Shorty: yah yah, very funny.
Two weeks later, we went for a basketball game and were short of players. We called Shorty up to see if he was coming to play. Told us he can’t play because of the surgery. We told him don’t give us cock excuse. Come to think of it, it was cock excuse. After all, its his cock we are talking about.
*ping-pong. Will blog about this in the near future.
1 comment:
farker so free ah? everyday also got new blog....
-Len
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