One night all of us were having drinks at our favorite watering hole when Black all of a sudden asked, “Eh you guys want to go for ping-pong or not?”
Wor Siong laughed and asked, “What da fark? Since when you started playing ping-pong lar?”
And I went, “play where? When? Who’s playing?”
Black went on, “Not that ping-pong lah you farkers!”
Ed: Then what?
Black: This ping-pong means balls massage lar
Hahahahahahaa
Wor Siong: What da fark??!!
Black then held up his hands and cupped his fingers as if he was holding a pair of testicles and explained, “you go to this traditional massage ah, they will massage your balls for you.”
Ed: What for lah
Black: Ah….. you don’t know. You see your scrotum bag ah, got some veins there rite or not? This girls will massage those veins for you. Suppose to help clear the system. Think of it as an old garden hose you never clean but gets clogged up. Same as your cock. All those urine dirty mah. Then you fark and all that. Sure got some dirt and residue there. By massaging your balls, suppose to clear it for you. Somemore, after you massage, when you shoot ah, more powerful and more cum. Then also, you can last longer while farking wey ….
All of us looked at him wide eyed, jaws dropping, saliva drooling. Impressive.
Me: you said girls massaging?
Black: yah! Girls. Fark! You want guys to massage your balls ah? Cibai!
Everyone hit me on the head after that.
Wor Siong: So you try before?
Black: No lar!
Me: Tibai! Then tell us for what?!
Ed: ey, you think let girls massage your balls painful-ah?
Me: dunno. I ain’t gonna farking let anyone play with my balls man. Dei, does scratching balls count as massaging ah? Everytime balls itchy I scratch means I cum more is it?
Black: cibai. Scratching and massaging different lah.
Me: but scratching when itchy damn good feeling ok …
Ed: hey, girls massage…. get hard on how?
Black: ah, it depends on the joint you go to. Some will offer to “tah fei-kei” for you. Some won’t. But if you scared you get hard on, get the old makcik to massage you lar. Hahahahaha
Tibai.
Wor Siong laughed and asked, “What da fark? Since when you started playing ping-pong lar?”
And I went, “play where? When? Who’s playing?”
Black went on, “Not that ping-pong lah you farkers!”
Ed: Then what?
Black: This ping-pong means balls massage lar
Hahahahahahaa
Wor Siong: What da fark??!!
Black then held up his hands and cupped his fingers as if he was holding a pair of testicles and explained, “you go to this traditional massage ah, they will massage your balls for you.”
Ed: What for lah
Black: Ah….. you don’t know. You see your scrotum bag ah, got some veins there rite or not? This girls will massage those veins for you. Suppose to help clear the system. Think of it as an old garden hose you never clean but gets clogged up. Same as your cock. All those urine dirty mah. Then you fark and all that. Sure got some dirt and residue there. By massaging your balls, suppose to clear it for you. Somemore, after you massage, when you shoot ah, more powerful and more cum. Then also, you can last longer while farking wey ….
All of us looked at him wide eyed, jaws dropping, saliva drooling. Impressive.
Me: you said girls massaging?
Black: yah! Girls. Fark! You want guys to massage your balls ah? Cibai!
Everyone hit me on the head after that.
Wor Siong: So you try before?
Black: No lar!
Me: Tibai! Then tell us for what?!
Ed: ey, you think let girls massage your balls painful-ah?
Me: dunno. I ain’t gonna farking let anyone play with my balls man. Dei, does scratching balls count as massaging ah? Everytime balls itchy I scratch means I cum more is it?
Black: cibai. Scratching and massaging different lah.
Me: but scratching when itchy damn good feeling ok …
Ed: hey, girls massage…. get hard on how?
Black: ah, it depends on the joint you go to. Some will offer to “tah fei-kei” for you. Some won’t. But if you scared you get hard on, get the old makcik to massage you lar. Hahahahaha
Tibai.
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