That night, Z wanted to sleep in Ren's room fearing that we would get him pissed drunk before his wedding or organizing an impromptu stag night. We managed to convince him that we won't do anything to screw up his big day. Instead, we drink and he sleeps. Back in our room, it was only us Malaysians and Fashion TV again. The closest Z got to flesh that night was Fashion TV as it was lingerie night. We just started talking cock and staring at the tv screen. We talked about old times and asked Z to tell us all about his previous chicks and what happened to them. Can't blog about what was said that night. Its a brothers thingie. It was almost 0300 hours when I decided that everyone should catch some zzzzs. Z's eyes were already bulging out like Bart Simpson's (whenever he doesn't get enough sleep, his eyes does that Bart Simpson thingie).
Next morning we all got up really early. At 0700 hours we were heading down for breakfast as we need to get changed for the photo shoot. It was scheduled at 0900 hours. At breakfast, we saw Ren and Stimpy dragging their bodies to the table.
While Ren was eating his first serving of his breakfast at the table and Stimpy was still choosing what to eat, we asked Ren, "slept well?"
Ren: No man. We only slept like 3 hours.
Me: What da fark did you guys do? You both went back early last night! What? You went for a massage?
Ren (looked at me sleepily): hey man, how did you know?
Me: really? (it was a lucky guess). where?
Ren: no man. it was a really bad experience. No one will know about it man...
Us: Come on, you can tell us ... what happened?
Ren: No way man.
Ren then got up to get more food and Stimpy came back with a plateful of food.
Me: Hey Stimpy, heard about last nite man. A real pity.
Stimpy: Yeah ... hey, how did you know?
Me: Oh, Ren told us.
Stimpy: Man, he said not to tell anyone.
Me: yeah, but he did tell us just now. all that massage thing. must be bad huh? shit ... if i were you guys ... sigh... tell me more about it ...
Iceman and Wor Siong both were trying very hard to contain their laughter.
Stimpy: yeah, we called the hotel for in-room massage and they sent these two chicks into our room.
I started laughing. I immediately knew what had happened. "Go on .."
Stimpy: man, they weren't professional masseuse.
Me: what makes you say that? (Iceman and Wor Siong were into fits laughing)
Stimpy: their massage was really bad. And it was finished very fast. But they kept asking whether we wanted extended massage, extended services and at the same time kept looking at our crotch!
Me: hahahaha, dude, you don't know about these in-room massages?
Stimpy: No man!
Me: let me tell you some things about in-room massage.
As I was telling Stimpy, Ren came back with his food and Wor Siong asked him, "Hey Ren, you want extended massage?!"
Ren looked at all of us and we burst out laughing. Ren looked at Stimpy and said, "Man, I thought I said we won't talk about it ..." Stimpy replied, "hey, you were the one that told them in the first place" We laughed even louder ...
After breakfast, we rushed back to the room to shower and change. Z had to shave his head and we began taking pictures of him getting ready for his photo shoot. It was planned that the Z's photos of him dressing and getting ready would be taken in Ren's room. But our room's phone rang and the photographer said he's coming up to the room for the shoot. Iceman and I looked at each other. "Our ROOM?????!!!!" Farrrrrrkkkkkk..... the room was in a total mess. Both of us just grabbed everything lying around, shirts, pants, towels, underwears, socks, shoes and dumped them into the cupboard.
Photographers came and photo shoot started. We even took out the beers and bottles of wisky, wines and vodka we had in our room as part and parcel of the photos. While passing the beers from the fridge, Iceman was heard shouting, "For show only! For show only! Just hold it! Don't open!" As I was throwing out the beer cans from the fridge, I heard a can being opened ... Everyone looked and Stimpy looked at us wide eyed with beer shooting out everywhere ... "What?"
Iceman went "Oh what the heck ..." and opened his can of beer. Wor Siong and I followed suit. Photo shoot was over and done with quickly and we had a chance to laze by the hotel pool while the rest of the Americans went to the mall. The church ceremony was in the afternoon and we had about 3 hours to ourselves. As we were having lunch at the pool, there was a group of girls that came down to the pool. Man... there was 5 of them and they were hot. We presumed that they were either from Japan or Korea and they knew that they were hot. They were just flaunting their hot bodies in their bikinis and we just stared with our jaws wide opened. We had to leave and change for the church ceremony and we kept telling Z that we will go later and see him after the ceremony. We just refused to budge from staring at the girls. Damn! Still, we ended up leaving the pool and got ready for the wedding ceremony.
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