The van sped all the way to the beach and we stopped by a hotel. We then wondered how come it was a hotel and not a public beach. The tour guide explained that we were running late and not advisable to go public beach. We didn’t argue but just got off the van. At the reception, we were told that we need to pay 350pesos as entrance fee! Fark! Again, we asked the tour guide, how far is the public beach? Again, we were told that its’ kinda far, its not that nice, its not really safe blah blah blah … and, tour guide reminded us that the van will come and pick us up at 1630 hours. What???!!! Its already 1530 hours! Z’s family weren’t too keen anymore. Besides, they were not ready to partake in any water activities. They hopped onto the van and decided to head back while the rest of us Malaysians and the Americans made a quick decision and decided to give it a shot. After paying, we quickly headed towards the beach. When we saw the beach … all I can say is… really TIU NIA SENG! Farking beach worse than Port Dickson. We thought, never mind-lah. Can try. Then we saw another portion of the beach (it was at the far end of the beach away from everyone) where there was a retaining wall build and water was trapped in there. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! It was farking gross. It looks like a septic tank with oil floating on top. Everytime the waves come in and hit the retaining wall, it takes back some of the retained water into the sea and everyone else was swimming in it. I think if we were to swim in it, we would have come out as mutants. Not mutants as in the X-Men. Probably some farking ninja turtle shit.
We decided to use the pool instead and as we were walking to the pool, the Americans, Lady M, Ren and Stimpy joined us (T went for golf earlier). Told them to just trust us and not go to the beach. The pool didn’t look too inviting either. Nevertheless, we changed into our swimming gear and jumped in. Water got into our mouths and fark! Tasted like sweat. Farking water’s kinda warm and sticky too. After a while, all of us began to itch.
Ren was lying by the pool and I said, “Look, beached whale!”
Ren called out, “hey C, come over. Try and push me back into the pool”
I went over and tried to push him. Ren then said, “this is what a beached whale would say … leave me alone! Leave me alone! I wanna rest! Try swimming around 24/7! Can’t a whale have a rest?” ha ha ha
It was only 1615 hours when we were told that the van was already waiting for us. We grabbed a quick shower and hope that our body parts won’t fall off by the time we get back to the hotel for a decent shower. When we got back to the hotel, we were told that our friend, Ah Boey has just arrived and she was by the pool. Iceman went to grab a duffel bag and we headed over to the BK’s car to load our 2 slabs of beers.
It was a quick shower and we headed off for another dinner with Z’s family. Can’t remember the name of the restaurant anymore but it was an open air area that serves food on hot plates. As we ate, us Malaysians started making plans again on clubbing. Since we have been to Vudu the night before, we decided to try out the place just opposite the hotel. After dinner, we headed of there but there was only one club over there and since there was a queue going in, we decided to just have a drink elsewhere. We ordered the usual San Migs and Ren and Stimpy ordered some juice thinking they should avoid alcohol. Both Ren and Stimpy were really tired and they were almost falling asleep in their chairs. When the drinks came, we had a damn good laugh. Both their juices were laced with alcohol. It was one foul concoction. In the end, we gave the drink to Z in our feeble attempt to get him drunk.
There were two hot looking birds seated at the table next to ours and Ren kept nodding at me and asking me to start hitting on them. “Hang on dude!” I said. “Hurry up man” said Ren. Just when I gathered enough courage to stand up and go, these two huge bastards came and sat down with the two birds. I sat back down. Ren asked, “what?” “Why don’t you go?” I asked Ren. Ren turned around and quickly turned back.. “Nah… we’ll pass” Ha ha
Both Ren and Stimpy went back to the room early that night but we continued drinking. Not for long though as around midnight, we decided to call it quits and walked back to the hotel. Z was already stoning and we decided best we continue our drinks in the room.
We decided to use the pool instead and as we were walking to the pool, the Americans, Lady M, Ren and Stimpy joined us (T went for golf earlier). Told them to just trust us and not go to the beach. The pool didn’t look too inviting either. Nevertheless, we changed into our swimming gear and jumped in. Water got into our mouths and fark! Tasted like sweat. Farking water’s kinda warm and sticky too. After a while, all of us began to itch.
Ren was lying by the pool and I said, “Look, beached whale!”
Ren called out, “hey C, come over. Try and push me back into the pool”
I went over and tried to push him. Ren then said, “this is what a beached whale would say … leave me alone! Leave me alone! I wanna rest! Try swimming around 24/7! Can’t a whale have a rest?” ha ha ha
It was only 1615 hours when we were told that the van was already waiting for us. We grabbed a quick shower and hope that our body parts won’t fall off by the time we get back to the hotel for a decent shower. When we got back to the hotel, we were told that our friend, Ah Boey has just arrived and she was by the pool. Iceman went to grab a duffel bag and we headed over to the BK’s car to load our 2 slabs of beers.
It was a quick shower and we headed off for another dinner with Z’s family. Can’t remember the name of the restaurant anymore but it was an open air area that serves food on hot plates. As we ate, us Malaysians started making plans again on clubbing. Since we have been to Vudu the night before, we decided to try out the place just opposite the hotel. After dinner, we headed of there but there was only one club over there and since there was a queue going in, we decided to just have a drink elsewhere. We ordered the usual San Migs and Ren and Stimpy ordered some juice thinking they should avoid alcohol. Both Ren and Stimpy were really tired and they were almost falling asleep in their chairs. When the drinks came, we had a damn good laugh. Both their juices were laced with alcohol. It was one foul concoction. In the end, we gave the drink to Z in our feeble attempt to get him drunk.
There were two hot looking birds seated at the table next to ours and Ren kept nodding at me and asking me to start hitting on them. “Hang on dude!” I said. “Hurry up man” said Ren. Just when I gathered enough courage to stand up and go, these two huge bastards came and sat down with the two birds. I sat back down. Ren asked, “what?” “Why don’t you go?” I asked Ren. Ren turned around and quickly turned back.. “Nah… we’ll pass” Ha ha
Both Ren and Stimpy went back to the room early that night but we continued drinking. Not for long though as around midnight, we decided to call it quits and walked back to the hotel. Z was already stoning and we decided best we continue our drinks in the room.
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