What I like about Christmas

Christmas is around the corner again. Sigh ... and I am getting all melancholic again. Everytime around this time of the year, I feel like that. Maybe its because there is no snow over here. When you walk into shopping malls, you listened to all the holiday music, the holiday ambience, people shopping, sigh... OK! OK! OK! Time to snap out of it.

What I like about Christmas? Well, I sure would wish for it to snow. But that's not gonna happen over here. The holiday ambience? Nah ... just makes me melancholic. Decorations? Fark .. I am color blind, remember? What decorations are you talking about?

Gifts and presents. Yeah, I would like that. My office has this tradition. A gift exchange thingy. I bet most office has this tradition. I think its another commercial ploy!!! It was a conspiracy by all the malls! They have played all the holiday songs with hidden messages in them. When you walk into the malls and listen to all the songs or music, they are brainwashing you!!! Shop Shop Shop. Buy Buy Buy. Gift Exchange. Then all the decorations are decorated and placed in such a way that they hypnotize you .. shop shop shop buy buy buy spend spend spend. I am telling you, its a conspiracy! You all better thank me. I am saving all of you.

Sigh... another busy day for me. Gotta stop blogging now. But what I like best about Christmas? Those cute sexy santa chicks. What are they called? Santarinas? Man, I so wanted to be santa and have them sitting on my lap. Those red outfits, little white furs here and there ... short red skirts ... I wonder whether those santas in the malls have a hard on when they so called "helpers" called the Santarinas sit on their laps, dance around, bend over to pick up gifts ... ok ok better stop. I have an image of shagging one of those santarinas in my mind now ... gotta get it out of my head and work ...

Before I forget ..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!