Last Friday Nite

Last Friday nite, some of us guys went clubbing. It was me, Wor Siong, Cicak, Black, Ed and Pete. First we decided to meet up at the club near my office. Previously, college girls used to frequent the place and the club is now under a new name, new set-up, new management and it has been under the new set-up for like 3 months ago. So this time round, we decided we should go and check it out.

First to arrive was Wor Siong, Cicak and me. We saw all the tables were fully booked and we decided to sit at the bar. We ordered beer and waited for Pete and Black to arrive. Black arrived a little later and we just sat there and watched the crowd come in. Farrrrrkkkkk... all we saw were Ah Bengs and Ah Lians. Its like Loads and loads of them. And the live band sucks too. Pete arrive and we ordered more beers. Just then, we saw this Ah Lian walked by us, squatted about 5 steps aways from us and BAARRRFFFF!!!! All of us just shouted, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" And every farker in the club looked. Ah Lian was cool. After barking out more, she just stood up and continued walking. Then some farking blind Ah Beng walking into the club stepped on it and slipped. Hahahaha. More blind Ah Bengs stepped on it. Even after the bar tender rushed there and placed a mop on it, stooopid farkers still step on it.

Just then Cicak informed us that his fiance is at another exclusive club and asked us to go there. But we just ordered 2 jugs of beer! Then Cicak said his fiance's colleagues were throwing her a farewell party. And we went, So? We continued drinking and Cicak kept receiving text messages and phone calls. Obviously his fiance is asking him to go over. After that Cicak said, guys, PJ (his fiance's name) is with only 5 girls. No guys... And Black went, "What da fark! Why didn't you tell us earlier? Farking drink up man ..." And all of us downed the beer and left.

We reached the club, not bad at all. Lotsa hot women. Some celebrities too. Black and Wor Siong started their magic charm on PJ's friends. Ed came and join us. Han came with his girlfriend Lil too. Then these two old looking chinese women smiled at Pete and I said hey, Pete, look there, six o'clock... old women hitting on you. Well, I think they are about late 30s. And Pete said, hey, I am about that age too. We sat by the bar and the two women started chatting with Pete. Next thing I know, farking chuni woker Black started talking to them too. He was cutting in on Pete's action and we told him its taboo. And farking Black came back and said, farking save me from the old farts. I said, Bastard, what save you? You are the farker who went and talked to them!!!

Later, I told PJ that we won't organise a stag nite for Cicak. But we'll organise a Hen Nite for her and her friends. Black will strip for them. Farking Black started to take off his pants to give the girls a preview but we stopped that crazy Black. Bastard, kept telling the girls to see first. Can touch also if you want...

Sigh ... what a mad nite ...