The art of ragging has deteriorated over the years. But it can't be helped especially with protective parents and pansy kids and also legal suits, the art of ragging is really deteriorating. Once I heard that this guy's dick got tied to the ceiling fan and they switched on the ceiling fan. Well, it must've been funny but it wasn't funny when there was legal action taken against the school and the "raggers".
Nowadays, it's pathetic the way the seniors "rag" the freshmen or the juniors. But, like I mentioned earlier, can't be help. Ragging is strictly a big NO NO. So instead of ragging, they make the juniors wear silly name tags, call names and run silly errands. I guess those are the official version of ragging. I have not heard about the unofficial version. I am sure somewhere out there, there are extreme ragging being conducted which I have not heard of (for obvious reasons).
Now, some of you guys will probably consider my ragging way below standard (especially those who are into hardcore ragging) but I just consider them to be fun and harmless and in the end, everyone has fun.
This is just one of my many stories of our ragging (more will come) ...
Story 1
We just finished camp and were back in school grounds for 1 more night. Everyone's dead tired and we just slept on the tables in the classrooms. Later that night, some of us got hungry and I managed to rally a small group to go out and look for food. We went to wake another guy up but he was so farking tired, he didn't budge at all. We forced him to stand but he just drop back dead asleep. We all looked at each other and laughed an evil laugh and we stripped him off his pants and underwear. Lo and Behold! Sleepy Guy's little buddy was at attention. His flag pole was up at full mast!
Me: haha. He must be having one hell of a dream.
Keling Zhai: wait! [he flicked at the dick so hard you can hear the sound effect of it!] yup, definitely wet dream.
ha ha ha
Wor Siong: what shall we do?
Me: fark it!
Wor Siong: what???!!! you do it man... i'm not into those things.
Me: no lar you farker. i said fark it as in forget it. m farking hungry. let's go eat.
Wor Siong: say lar properly. I thought you've gone over to the dark side.
While we were at the mamak having supper ..
Me: wonder what the farker dreaming of ...
Keling Zhai: of course dreaming of farking a hot babe lar. what else you get a boner like that?
Me: hey, you know we've left him just like that with his dick at full mast and we didn't cover him ...
Wor Siong: so?
Me: what happens if its really a wet dream and ... it errr... gets wet ...
Keling Zhai & Wor Siong: ewwwwwwwwwwwww. farker. we are trying to eat lar!
Me: ha ha. ok. ok. let's not talk about it.
After we ate, we headed back to school grounds.
Me: hey, let's check up on that bastard.
Wor Siong: you sure? don't want to walk in while its erupting...
Keling Zhai: fark! you think what? geyser ah?
We walked into the classroom quietly ...
Me: shit.... it's still at full mast!
Keling Zhai: what kind of farking dream he is having lar? what the fark is he farking in his dream lar?
Wor Siong: must be the worse case of blue balls if he ever wakes up ...
Keling Zhai: ha ha. why not we help him. let's put plastic bag over his dick and we wank him!
Me: fark! you do it man... you are farking sick .... no wait.... speaking of blue balls, i have an idea...
I ran to the first aid kit and got out a whole bottle of gentian violet and cotton buds.
Wor Siong: what the fark you doing lar?
Me: you'll know, you'll know...
I opened the bottle and started pouring gentian violet onto the dick and the balls. I used the cotton bud to continue painting the whole dick and the balls. Keling Zhai and Wor Siong almost died laughing! Both of them were on the floor rolling and laughing.
Wor Siong: wait ... you color blind bastard. you missed a spot...
Me: fark. you do it.
They took over my "masterpiece". All this while, sleepy guy was dead asleep.
Keling Zhai: fark. hurry up man. Don't want to be painting a dick this close when it erupts! ha ha
We stepped back and smiled with satisfaction. You could see that the whole dick, pubic hair, balls ... all in dark blue... or is it purple (fark it! i am color blind, remember?)
Me: hey, you know how our wounds get "hardened" after we apply gentian violet ...
Keling Zhai: fark. you mean he is gonna get a permanent woody?
Wor Siong: shit. i don't know you guys man. it's late. let's sleep.
You should hear Sleepy Guy's scream the next morning ....
Nowadays, it's pathetic the way the seniors "rag" the freshmen or the juniors. But, like I mentioned earlier, can't be help. Ragging is strictly a big NO NO. So instead of ragging, they make the juniors wear silly name tags, call names and run silly errands. I guess those are the official version of ragging. I have not heard about the unofficial version. I am sure somewhere out there, there are extreme ragging being conducted which I have not heard of (for obvious reasons).
Now, some of you guys will probably consider my ragging way below standard (especially those who are into hardcore ragging) but I just consider them to be fun and harmless and in the end, everyone has fun.
This is just one of my many stories of our ragging (more will come) ...
Story 1
We just finished camp and were back in school grounds for 1 more night. Everyone's dead tired and we just slept on the tables in the classrooms. Later that night, some of us got hungry and I managed to rally a small group to go out and look for food. We went to wake another guy up but he was so farking tired, he didn't budge at all. We forced him to stand but he just drop back dead asleep. We all looked at each other and laughed an evil laugh and we stripped him off his pants and underwear. Lo and Behold! Sleepy Guy's little buddy was at attention. His flag pole was up at full mast!
Me: haha. He must be having one hell of a dream.
Keling Zhai: wait! [he flicked at the dick so hard you can hear the sound effect of it!] yup, definitely wet dream.
ha ha ha
Wor Siong: what shall we do?
Me: fark it!
Wor Siong: what???!!! you do it man... i'm not into those things.
Me: no lar you farker. i said fark it as in forget it. m farking hungry. let's go eat.
Wor Siong: say lar properly. I thought you've gone over to the dark side.
While we were at the mamak having supper ..
Me: wonder what the farker dreaming of ...
Keling Zhai: of course dreaming of farking a hot babe lar. what else you get a boner like that?
Me: hey, you know we've left him just like that with his dick at full mast and we didn't cover him ...
Wor Siong: so?
Me: what happens if its really a wet dream and ... it errr... gets wet ...
Keling Zhai & Wor Siong: ewwwwwwwwwwwww. farker. we are trying to eat lar!
Me: ha ha. ok. ok. let's not talk about it.
After we ate, we headed back to school grounds.
Me: hey, let's check up on that bastard.
Wor Siong: you sure? don't want to walk in while its erupting...
Keling Zhai: fark! you think what? geyser ah?
We walked into the classroom quietly ...
Me: shit.... it's still at full mast!
Keling Zhai: what kind of farking dream he is having lar? what the fark is he farking in his dream lar?
Wor Siong: must be the worse case of blue balls if he ever wakes up ...
Keling Zhai: ha ha. why not we help him. let's put plastic bag over his dick and we wank him!
Me: fark! you do it man... you are farking sick .... no wait.... speaking of blue balls, i have an idea...
I ran to the first aid kit and got out a whole bottle of gentian violet and cotton buds.
Wor Siong: what the fark you doing lar?
Me: you'll know, you'll know...
I opened the bottle and started pouring gentian violet onto the dick and the balls. I used the cotton bud to continue painting the whole dick and the balls. Keling Zhai and Wor Siong almost died laughing! Both of them were on the floor rolling and laughing.
Wor Siong: wait ... you color blind bastard. you missed a spot...
Me: fark. you do it.
They took over my "masterpiece". All this while, sleepy guy was dead asleep.
Keling Zhai: fark. hurry up man. Don't want to be painting a dick this close when it erupts! ha ha
We stepped back and smiled with satisfaction. You could see that the whole dick, pubic hair, balls ... all in dark blue... or is it purple (fark it! i am color blind, remember?)
Me: hey, you know how our wounds get "hardened" after we apply gentian violet ...
Keling Zhai: fark. you mean he is gonna get a permanent woody?
Wor Siong: shit. i don't know you guys man. it's late. let's sleep.
You should hear Sleepy Guy's scream the next morning ....
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