Titties

Until now, I am still not sure whether I am a titties kind of guy or an ass kind of guy. What really turns me on? Legs? Ass? Tits? Well, legs have to be the right length and size. Same goes for boobs. As for the ass, well, I think the right underwear will bring out the right curves. But what do you look first? Face? Tits? Ass? Legs?

Anyway, I was at a meeting yesterday with a couple of bankers and a few accountants. One of the female auditors was not too bad looking. Kinda hot. But the real problem was her titties. I mean, she is just regular size kind of babe, about 5' 4"? Long hair. But the tits. Gawd. You should see them. She is well endowed. Goodness graciousness, during introduction, I was trying hard not to look at her titties. Its really really drawing attention. Its like telling you, "look at me, look at me, look at me" Shit!

During the entire freaking meeting, I tried not to look up. Every damn time I looked up, I see tits. Damn. I try to look to the left, I see tits. I look right, its tits. I'll be damned! "Don't look, don't look. Don't stare..." I look up again. My eyes never got to see her eyes. Just the tits. What a farking pervert! Ok. Ok. I thought, this is really bad. Am I such a pervert? I looked at the other guy's eyes.... ha ha ha They are trying not to stare too. One of these pundeks just put his hand and fingers across his face and eyes trying to make himself look intelligent and in deep thought but I could see his eyes. Bloody Pervert!

Alright, lets concentrate on the work and the meeting at hand. I looked around the conference room. I see her tits again. Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!. Concentrate damn it! I looked at my files and my notes. Images of porn runs through my head. The cleavage. The boobs. Images of boinking the cleavage and cum all over the tits. Oh Shit! This is morally indefensible. Man oh man ... I think I am getting a hard on. Hope I don't have to stand up during the meeting. I'll be royally screwed. Quick, I have to think of something else. Football? Basketball? No. no. no. They are nice rounded things. Sigh ... The porn images in my head is like a vcd playing and my head is the vcd player. It even has pause and backtrack...

This is really really bad. No more porn for me. I promise. Thank goodness the meeting ended after 45 minutes. Just nice for 1 side of the vcd to finish playing with extended version. There will be another meeting next week. Sigh ...