Pussies Shagging

I have done an evil deed this morning. I need to confess. Remember the scene in Bad Boys II where the rats were shagging? No, I did not watch rats shagging. Thats not my evid deed. And NO! I did not shag rats ...

I'm not sure about you guys but how many times have you actually walk into domestic pets shagging away? I don't own any pets. Not yet anyway. Will wait until I can actually get ALIEN as a pet but perhaps I will pick a psycho dog as a pet. Anyway, I have seen some dog trying to hump some poor bitch at padangs, roadsides, lorongs, dumpsters and even mamak stalls. I have also seen some dumb dog desperately trying to hump a bitch right next to a highway! The bitch was trying to get away from that dumb dog by running across the highway and the dog continued to try to mount her while crossing the road!

I think dogs and cats are exhibitionists and perhaps are into voyeurism as well. Just this morning (I drive to work at 0630hours everyday), I got into my car, started my engine and while waiting for it to warm up, I saw these 2 pussies chasing each other. I thought there was going to be pussy fight but kononnya turned out to be foreplay. They chase each other for a while, running in circles, smelling each other's private parts. I think that's equivalent to fellatio and cunnilingus. Then the pussy stopped and crouched about 10 feet away from my car. The tomcat backed off a couple of steps, took a few running steps and fucking jumped onto the pussy. You could see him trying to position his dick in and once in, whoa, he was humping away. Humph! Animal Porn so damn early in the morning!

I started to move my car towards the exhibitionists and as I got nearer, I turned on my headlights and highbeamed those two fuckers, blasted my horn and stepped on my pedal. Ha ha ha. Talk about being caught in the act! You should see both the fuckers jumped! Fucking tomcat was still trying to keep his dick in! Damn. I am sure that position would be inserted to the new updated version of Kama Sutra is there is ever going to be one.

I looked into my rearview mirror to see if they got back into shagging but managed to catch glimpse of the pussy running away and the tomcat still chasing ...