Thursday, June 21, 2007

Why foreigner?

You know guys, lately there were a lot of shit about why more and more Malaysian men marry foreign women. Statistics show that the number of local men marrying foreign women has doubled. Well ... I am one of those men. Wifey is a foreigner.



The funny thing about all this hype and debate about foreign women is ... they think that some of the men are losers. Hence, no choice but gotta go "buy" a bride. Don't get me wrong here ... I didn't buy me wifey. We met at a friend's wedding. But ... what I am trying to say is, there are women and women groups whom I guess, feels better when they say such things that men here are blind, or they prefer submissive women or ... they are just not good enough for local women. Even certain quarters have said ... why must men marry foreigner? How the hell do you explain love? We are now living in a borderless world. Internet made everything borderless. We travel overseas for studies or for work. We communicate and deal with foreigners. Basically ... our pool or our choices have widened. Same goes for the women as well. Their choices have widened as well.

But our Gomen and people here ... as always have the same Malaysian mentality. Which is we must protect the locals. They encourage you to marry locals. Don't marry mat salleh etc. Oh yeah, they do have a genuine reason for making things difficult .... especially with immigration. They are trying their best to dig out sham marriages.


Ok ok ... enough with all these serious talk. Let me present my case using "visual" presentation on why ... just why we choose foreigner.



This is our Ms. Malaysia - representing our good old Malaysia.




ms malaysia source: msuniverse.com

And let's check out our neighbours .... no need go far far. Just around here will do ....





ms Thailand source: msuniverse.com



ms singapore source: msuniverse.com

ms philippines source: msuniverse.com

ms indonesia source: msuniverse.com


They say a picture speaks a thousand words. Need I say more? How to compete lah like that? Simple ... between all the chicks above ... would you still choose Ms Malaysia? Tiu ... ok-lah. I be fair today. Maybe bad angle the photograph. But look at her lah. Like some girl come out from kampung like that ... so excited kena take photograph. Pose lah sikit. You call that posing ... fark, I think I lamp posts are placed in better position than her.



And then ... people here complain Malaysian men desperate .... not good enough to marry local girl, have to find foreign girl .... TIU NIA SENG! Look lah above. Got choices mah. Kan ni neh. How in the world she became our Ms Malaysia in the first place? Fark ..... I think my tea aunty here didn't compete. If she compete, she would have beaten her. Tiu ... send horse there to compete also got better chance of winning.

Oh ... for those who thinks I am shallow ... FARK YOU! Representing us lah dei. Representing Malaysia. Send lah someone more geng chow. For those of you who thinks ... maybe it was her personality? Her character? Oh oh ... her BRAINS. They like smart women nowadays. DEI ... you guys forgot this is beauty pageant contest is it? All those probably score like only 5% of the overall points. Fark ... in fact, if they wanted Brains, do you need to farking ask stupid questions about the environment, the politics etc? Ask them to do MENSA tests lah. Better yet, sit down in classroom and do lah some exams. If its about Brains and character and personality, why the fark you want them to dress in swimsuit and walk around? Stop lying to yourselves!



Fark ... with a contestant like that, the Universe must be thinking ... wah lan neh, malaysian women like kena sai like that. Can't blame them you know. We were represented by one. Sighs ...












1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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