Idols

I have never watched any of those idols idols show. I know about it. But never watched any of them. Yeah yeah ... loser right? Nah ... just never had any interest in any of those idols shit. Reality shows that I watched were amazing race and eco-challenge. And some other reality shows in that kind of genre.

Someone asked me today ... how did I go through life without watching a single episode of american idol. What kinda stupid dumb fark question is that? Plain no interest lah. That idiot then asked just what will interest me. Then it hit me. Pornstar Idol. Yeah .... is there such a reality show? Man, in this place where I live in, even french kissing is banned from tv. But, is there Pornstar Idol out there?

Man, that would be one reality show I would be glued to. Wonder what the parameters would be? Best farker? Most cum? Best Moaning and Groaning? I know there's pornstar awards and all but imagine ... a search for pornstar idol. Imagine standing in front of 3 judges and trying to convince them that you are pornstar material. So guys, any idea how Pornstar Idol should be done? Haha ...

Hmmmm.... its a very nice thought. Think I will stop now and go to bed with a large smile and a big hard on thinking about Pornstar Idols and how the reality show should be done ..... imagine myself as judge, wah lan neh ... nice, very nice. Even better ... imagine myself as contestant ...... cool ..... ok.. ok... nuff said. Hard on already. LOL!!!