Friday, June 23, 2006

Lembu's Response to Ah Beng's Email

My comments:-
Subject: Fw: Be extra extra careful!!
Guys and girls, please please be extra extra careful in this world cup season!! especially ladies!! Yesterday night, I was having a supper with a friend that working in xxxxxxxxxxxx.
A supper?? How many friggin suppers he wants to have lah?
A friend that working in???
What happened to that was working?
Oh ... I get it ... means the friend is still working ....
We had our supper at xxxxxxxxxxx in xxxxxxxxxxx, Puchong. we were sitting beside the road and there are a lot of crowd who watching World Cup also.
A lot of crowd? Cool ... So how many crowds were there? How much or how many people do your find in one crowd? I think its a math thing. One crowd = 10 human beings (animals not included). A lot of crowd means the crowd cannot be counted. Or say ... 10 crowd. 10 crowd x 10 human beings... we have 100 human beings!!!
She put her handbag on top of her tights.
Let me guess ... she was wearing leotards?
Suddenly, there was a big size guy with a little pony tail riding a Honda EX5 bike, grab her handbag just like that... Although she shouted, but we were shocked and paniced...
They were paniced ... or is it penised?
and he managed to run away ...
Wait wait... what happened to the Honda EX5 bike? I thought he was riding it? But now he ran away without it?
with a handbag, handphone, IC, licence, credit card, ATM card, RM650 cash as she just punched it out a few hours before we meet up... etc...
Cool. You can punch out RM650 cash. I can punch. Just tell me who or what I can punch to get that kind of money.
"Before we meet up ... etc..." I wonder what the "etc" meant... they met up and then etc ...??? Hmmmmmm....
To our surprise, when we reported to police station in Puchong about 11pm yesterday. There were 3 other kes ragut also happened just almost at the same time as ours... can you all imagine?
Erm... Nope. I can't imagine.
Only one of the police station and just within one hour, got 4 cases of snatch theft.
One of them was only a 14 years old kid, and 2 motorbike came from his front and one from his back.
4 guys rob his handphone, a little money and his IC as well.
Our economy is doomed!!!!! Our money is now little money!!!!
Another one, was a guy who dialing phone in public telephone booth also in Puchong. there were 4 guys also came to him with a pen knife on his neck.
Who dialing phone. Good ENGRISH THERE! What else do you dial in a phone booth but a phone???
The last one was a girl who also kena snatch by a guy with a bike.
Shit .... This reminds me of some western movies. They use horseys to snatch people. Now they use a bike to snatch a girl.
If you noticed a news happened two weeks ago, that a Toyota Avanza was stolen in Serdang, with the 2 years old kid behind the car, it actually happened in front of my gf house, and my gf sister help the aunty to chase the car, but her effort was in vain. The aunty actually park her car for a while to pick up something without locking, and the guy just went in to her Avanza and drove away. Luckily, he dropped the kid somewhere and put a notice there, asking passer by to return the kid to Serdang.
Firstly, there was only a news.
The kid was behind the car (what da fark was he doing behind the car? pissing??)
But somehow the guy managed to drop the kid somewhere (wasn't the kid behind the car???)
When I told my housemate in the night, my housemate also told me that on the same day, KTM station in Serdang, as my house is just 2 minutes from Serdang KTM station, there was a lady who knocked by a helmet, before a thief snatched her handbag.
BEWARE!!!! Helmets can now knock you.
The other housemate told me that his colleague just lost his Avanza also, inside his own condominium!
Dear everyone. Please buy the new Avanza. Its such a cool car. You can park it inside your own condominium. Small and compact! Best Buy!
And just three days ago, there was an ex-stewardess that was robbed and raped came out in newspaper, caught in CCTV in the parking lot.
Wait wait .. she was robbed and raped came out in newspaper, caught in CCTV in the parking lot?? What da fark? Man.... I hope this dumb fark is not a news reporter or a journalist.
As a lot of people losing in betting in this world cup season, and the numbers of un-employement also kept increasing... so, making a lot of people desperately in need of money.... and deeply desperate people can do wonders!!
Deep. Very Deep.
That's my 2 cents of sharing, hope you all pass the message to your family, friends and colleagues...
Yup. 2 cents alright. Little money.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

update soon?