Hello Again!!

I really really have been neglecting my blog. Damn. There was a time where I even totally forgot that I have a blog. Yeah, its been really busy and stressful for me at work.

A buddy of mine insisted that I pick up smoking. He tells me how it helps to relieve tension or stress at work. Everytime he feels stressed up, he will just step out and light up a ciggy. But the most important reason for lighting it up is the women.

Before you start thinking that smoking a ciggy will attract chicks ... that WASN'T his idea of smoking. His reason ... everytime he goes to karaoke, he says there's always that smell of women lingering around him. I told him its not the "SMELL" of women, but the smell of their cunt juice. HAHAHAHA

Anyway, he said, since all those smell of different cunt juices are clinging onto him ... he has to make them go away and dumping a whole bottle of car air freshener onto his body won't help. His idea ... wind up the car windows and smoke. Just friggin SMOKE and BLOW SMOKE all over his friggin body! And if wifey asks, oh I was at this pub watching football with my machas.

Hmmmm..... should I or should I not pick up smoking???

Idyllic

Getting Married

One of the many things that every couple go through is to choose the bedroom set. Well ... for most couples anyway, especially those couples who have not moved in together and boinking away like rabbits. As for me, being in a long distance relationship doesn't make things easier. Not trusting me with my taste in furniture, my better half flew in on a weekend to settle some stuff including the bedroom set.

We went on a marathon of furniture malls including Ikea. From Puchong to Damansara to Seri Petaling to Sungai Besi. Being totally clueless about the cost of a decent bedroom set doesn't help at all. But after going through a few furniture malls, we got the idea of how much a bedroom set costs.

I have no idea at all in what are the considerations to choose a bedroom set. A whole set consisting of the bed, dresser table (I only learned this term during the furniture hunt) and the wardrobe. I only think about the bed. I have no use for the dresser table or the wardrobe. All I need is a big space to just stash everything inside. Its a system known as Organized Mess.

At every set that I see, I only look at the bed. And I must see the bed with the mattress on it. Most importantly ... will the bed creak and shake when I shag kuat-kuat. Haha. King size or queen size. Enough space to roll about? What are the kinky stuff I can do on the bed? Headboard what type? Can I tie anything to the headboard? Lets not forget the mattress as well. Must have the right mattress for all the activities. My mind was just filled with fantasies of erotic kinky-ness but was brought back to earth each time my better half asks me what I think. My answers?

Well, my answers are always.. Huh? Oh ... how much? Got discount ah? LOL!!!!