Pictures of Pangkor Beach

I hope I have done justice to our Pangkor beach. If these pictures don't look as appealing, just blame it on a color blind cow who does not have any photography skills. My skills are just limited to point and shoot.

Buying a Ring 101

The experts will tell you what to look out for when you are buying a diamond ring. They call it the 4Cs. Cut. Carat. Colour. Clarity. There is also the issue of whether the diamond comes with a certificate or not. If it comes with a certificate, means you are not buying a fake bling bling from those girly accessories shop. If it doesnt come with a certificate, doesnt mean you are buying a fake bling bling but its supposed to be cheaper.

But they forgot to tell you about the 5th C. Cash. Damn bloody kan ni neh.

So, armed with the knowledge of the 4Cs which my fellow machas drilled into my thick skull, I went back to the diamond shop. This time I went without Black. All the input he gives me was just BIG, BIG BIG. Big not the diamond. But Big the salesgirl's tits.

Having done all my research on the 4Cs, I thought I was ready.

In the end ... all those 4Cs don't matter shit to me. All that was relevant to me at that time wasn't the cut or the colour or the carat or the clarity. All I ask was, "How Much?" And all my other reaction was ... kan ni neh... si peh kui (damn farking expensive).

Wrong Number

I was working when my cell phone rang. I looked at the screen and it says Dad. Hmmmm... I answered by putting it on speaker..

Dad: Oi! Tiu Nia Seng!

Me: Huh?

Dad: Lei Hai Mai Ah Leong? (translation: Are you ah leong?)

Me: oh er ... dad? its me.. you called the wrong number?

Dad: Oh. Go back and work.

With that he disconnected his call.

Well ... what more can I say? Looks like my dad greets his friends the same way I greet my friends. Like father like son. Hahaha

The Completed Nest

Greetings

I was told that I have a unique way of greeting friends which I don't see what's so unique about it at all. I think most guys greet their friends the same way. For example, when online whether in yahoo or msn, I will send "tibai tibai" as my greeting. Or sometimes, its just "tibais". Tibai is singular. Tibai tibai is many tibais. Hence, tibais.

When I bump into my machas, I don't usually call them names. Usual greeting is tibai. Or macha. Or bangsat. Or farker. Wanker. Bastard. Pundek. The list goes on ... I don't see what's so rude about that 'cos its sort of an endearment to us. Good friends. Machas. But you're right, all those are my guy friends or machas. If chick ... well, if she is a good buddy of mine... I would be calling her bitch or slut. Or just EH! I even call them tibais. Heh heh. And if I am not close to her at all or hates her .... I would still call her bitch or slut. HAHAHAHAHA