Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Damn chick

To the anonymous chick who left that friggin’ long comment,

DAMN YOU GIRL!!!! Just when I thought I’ve lulled some of me buddies’ other halves into a false sense of security, you had to friggin tell the truth lah. Look girl, we have to work together on this. We wanna go out and see you chicks in your sexiest / sleaziest outfit. If you are gonna let the truth out, how da fark are the guys gonna come out again? If the guys can’t come out, you wont have anyone to flirt with. No one will stare at you in your sexiest/skimpiest outfit. No one will drool. No one will ogle at you. See how you have destroyed my plans to bring the cute boys out for you girls? Sighs … now have to cook up another cock story for the wives and girlfriends. Really kena sai wan lah you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is the annonymous BABE here...

If men could think without consulting their dicks...oh wait, that's a paradox. Well, then if men can't keep their dick in their pants, then why can't women let it all hang out? If it's a problem that your girlfriends are letting it hang out with SOMEONE ELSE, then, excuse me, wasn't that what the men were doing? Entertaining their dicks with SOMEONE ELSE? Please don't tell me you're cool with that, cause you won't be.

You wonder why chicks aren't cool with it? Cause if we're TOO cool about it, we're taken for granted! Men have an inbuilt ability to take things for granted: their understanding girlfriends and their mom who washes their underwear.

Ok, yes, granted that not ALL guy's night out is as sleazy as us chicks tend to think, there's always the slightest danger of it happening as copious amounts of alchohol is involved. And we all know that whatever happens AFTER that, the alchohol will be used as the excuse. How lame can that be?

So, go to the guy's night all you want. Just remember that a woman's vengeange is ALWAYS triple the pain of anything a man can ever dream of. HAHAHAHA!