Beer Ramblings II

If you are going to shag your girlfriend or your mistress or if you are going to do anything naughty, would you tell your wife or your other half where you would be going to do it? No? Wrong! Always tell the truth. Wait!!! Don't you farkers diss me on this. Hear me out.

Look, if for an example, you are going to shag your mistress at the most romantic and impressive hotel in Port Dickson. What would you tell your wife? Some guys would say, dear, I have a golf game in Melaka and we guys might stay over after the game cause it will finish late and we would probably be too drunk to drive home. She would probably say yes dear, hope you have a good game. If she says it happily, then you better be worried too.

Anyway, the point is, if for some shitty luck, your wife's best friends (you know, those typical kepoh bitches friends of hers) whom might be having a dirty weekend out with another guy or a gigolo at the same hotel saw you with another chick instead of your wife. You didn't see her but she saw you. Even though she was shagging someone else instead of her boyfriend or her husband, she'll put a call thru to your wife and tells your wife that she saw you in a hotel in Port Dickson. Even worse, your wife's sister was having a dirty weekend and saw you there instead.

Now, if you had told your wife that you are playing golf in Melaka, you are farked! But if you had told her earlier that you will be in that certain hotel in Port Dickson for a conference or whatever, your wife would probably tell those farking back stabbers, yeah, I know he's there. Or, if she asks you, you can always say, yeah, I told you earlier that I will be there.

BUT ... if you were already groping and necking with your mistress in the hotel lobby ... that one a bit more difficult to explain to your wife ...