Farking Irritating

At my workplace, we use the electronic key phone systems (not sure if that is the correct description). Each of the staff here has an extension assigned to them. Now, one of this pundeks has a serious hearing problem. I honestly don't know what the fark is wrong with her unless she is farking deaf.

You see, on our phone, when you want to make a call, you just have to press the speaker button and you will hear "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on the speaker and when you hear that farking tone , you just punch in the numbers that you want to call. The volume of the speaker can be farking adjusted as to whether you have hearing like a dog or whether you are farking deaf.

Now, each time this dumb fark wants to make a phone call, she will press the speaker button and the damn speaker's volume is adjusted to be so farking loud, it can serve as a warning siren to warn the whole of South East Asia of the next tsunami or earthquake or whatever friggin disasters God has in mind for us mere mortals. To make matters worse, she doesn't farking punch in the numbers immediately. The farking "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" sound goes on like forever before she finally reacts to punch in the numbers. It's like she's totally zonked out in space or hypnotized by that damn tone. Sometimes, she will be looking through her files or phone book for the number while the damn farking "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" tone is blaring away. I don't farking understand it. If you don't know the number, just get the farking number ready or write it down somewhere before you start to make the call. Not farking punch the speaker button and look for the number.

And doesn't she realise its so farking loud? It just irritates the hell out of me. I get so damn farking agitated I feel like going up to her and farking shout "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" into her ear until my lungs pop. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!