Such Difficult Choice/Decision

Yeah yeah. Its been a while since I blogged. Busy with work. Busy with facebook. Every night my werewolf's hairy ass gets kicked by Han's friggin zombie. Bastard. Must bite his zombie's ass back. Give him a mauling.

Anyway ... I thought I have to blog today. Must keep up the blog. I wonder if I can blog from my facebook? Perhaps I can migrate all this shit there? Anyone know how?

So ... what to blog about? Ah yes. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

I was walking around at the mall and I saw the tv at the video shop showing Transformers. Cool ... finally the original copies are out. I walked into the shop. Looked for the Dvds. Found them. Picked them up. Saw them. Saw price. Threw it back.

It wasn't such a difficult decision after all. There was 2 packaging. One, RM69.90. The other, RM99.90. So you tell me ... do I buy the Dvds? FARKING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No matter what kind of a fanatic or psychotic fan that I am, I am not going to farking pay RM99.90 for a Dvd. My opinion, they are farking stupid. Farking stupid and farking greedy. Just because the cinema sales was high, they might think people would be grabbing the dvds at RM99.90. Ok ok .... I am making an assumption here. Assume = Making an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME". Perhaps there are enough mad farkers who will pay RM99.90 for a dvd.

I wont.

The Tele-Marketeer

Whoa ... I have not blogged for a while. Been busy with facebook. Damn thing is friggin addictive. So ... kinda neglected this blog for a bit.

I had one of the worse telemarketeer calling me yesterday. You know, those guys or gals that calls you from banks or credit card companies? Well, this one is quite a champion ...

Caller: Hello Sir.

Me: Yes?

Caller: (mumbled) here

Me: Huh?

Caller: (mumble) (mumble)

Me: Sorry. who are you?

Caller: Siva here. Siva. Siva.

Me: Siva?

Caller: Yes sir. Siva from xxxx bank sir.

Me: Ok .....?

Caller: Ah Sir, can I talk to you?

Me: errrr .... you are already talking to me?

Caller: Sorry sir, are you busy?

Me: No. Please talk.

Caller: Sir, we got personal loan. You want or not?

Me: (laughing to myself) sorry ... WHAT loan?

Caller: Personal loan sir. you want or not?

Me: Hello! you calling from bank or Ah Long?

Caller: No no. Not ah long sir. Bank sir.

Me: But the way you ask macam like ah long like that.

Caller: No sir. We are bank sir. So you want loan or not?

Me: Its ok. No thank you. Bye bye.

I can't believe this guy. Did the bank or his supervisors actually teach him how to speak to people over the phone? Farks .... you want loan or not. Well, at least he got straight to the point.

The "TOR" & the "TEE"

Ah .... Guru Lembu will try to be Lembu-pedia today ...

The "TOR" or the "OR" - always used when you give.

The "TEE" or the "EE" - always used when you receive.

Example. The PENETRATOR - the person who penetrates i.e. the farker or if you want to call him or her, the farkor also can. This is when you give.

The PENETRATEE - ahem, this is the person who gets penetrated i.e. the farkee. Heh heh.

Which brings Guru Lembu to his favorite question ... I mean, the following is a theory of Guru Lembu. You try it on your friends, especially the guys.

Ask any guy, if during sex, would he prefer to be a PENETRATOR or a PENETRATEE. My theory is, a REAL MAN would immediately say, what da fark? of course lah PENETRATOR!!!
Agree?

But if your friend actually take some time to think about it and then give you an answer .... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ... me theory is, he has a dark side waiting to cross over. This theory of course applies to guys. If the girl responds immediately and say PENETRATOR, we know that she is the dominant one lah. If she thinks about it, means she is thinking ... hmmm... what would it be like if I am the one thrusting and penetrating ...?

Anyway ... dats me Guru Lembu theory. Try it on guys. See how long they take to answer... and if they do take a long time to answer (or rather does not answer immediately) ask him, what's with the doubt? Why this kind of thing also need to think wan is it?